Mingiwuwu vs FM field theory rap battle.
Motherfucker you thought I'd pussy out, OH YES YOU DID BOY, I'm here, let me be clear, you're not the type of cunt I FEAR BOY, Mingiwuwu's peer? Goy, you aint in my tier, boy, Playin' leagues beneath me, I'm not Illuminati but I'll fuck up your career, boy, I aint a Jew-worshipping, little bitch preaching how they're superior, But facts are facts and as it stands, your socialist stance just gets blearier, One minute you're a Marxist, Marx was a Jew, fucking bonobo coming up with theories in a zoo, You think you know the keeper? Boy, you are you're the type the kids stay clear, avoid, run away from as you scream 'child molester' to the Amarel's to disspell the truth that they spit but you aint making us shed a tear, boy. This a real joy, bow before me like a real toy, 'Cause your mind's Plasticine, malfunctionin' fact machine, You're attackin' me backin' up with pseudo-alt-cult, you aint ever had no team, I'm a seer, boy, third eye, my rap's pristine, and my communication's insatiable, God gives me that vagine, So when you sit playin' with the bullshit you've been fed, false facts you ate form Borat's ass 'til it followed up with shit pumped into your head, If you're into the Reds, your Communism's equality for the supreme, shit you're bled, If you're into the Black faction, goodbye satisfaction, them glitches leave no stitches, they decimate, annihilate, not nine-or-eight; zero fractions. If you're into the White clan, you'll be living alright man but when they preserve you, they urge you to never change, never sway from the path, man you'll never dare become batman, you'll be meaty free for ET to slide in, and violate as he pleases in that crack, man, But with the Blues we be rockin' it, you think those fields balance themselves? In this shit there's not Santa, no elves, Madam Satan, is patient, a sadist making her hell, She cries as you suffer but loves it, she's masochistic as well, She want to create, destroy, use and abuse but see here, boy, When I said the Blues are different, you didn't get the idea you destroyed, We stand for rehabilitation, stand for unification, We're the peacekeepers believe us, you're not special, not unique, just another human Caucasian, So before you go thinking you'll save the planet with ranting, regurgitating shit NASA feeds you, just think of the mastermind behind these theories you're grandstanding, You wanna mock me, knock me? Boy you could beat you be silly, Make everybody point and laugh 'til I feel like Outlaw, just a dumb hillbilly, But you will never stop the movement, they won't let me go, They aint like the other 3 factions, they protect a bro, So before you spit here about fields in outer space you best bow low, 'Cause you gon' proudly serve the groupthink, sheep you're no Ram, Ryan Shannon, you're a Juggalo. You're a whore and what's more is you pour it into your system, Think the Newtons and Teslas represent resistance, Think the Marxists fight darkness, but then ignore the analogy's consistence, If you fight darkness, aren't you just illuminating fiction? What if the darkness was the truth? What if neither is good? What if the real answer that your fake socialist ass is so caught in insulting and brashly fuckin' a tight ass with immaculate wood, You're so worried about shaming me, bout putting me in my place, You never thought to do the same to mirror, to that one-eyed face, See my third eye aint the same as Illuminati, it's the opposite altogether, It's like you're ready to to die tomorrow, I'm prepared to live forever. FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND ME I WIN THIS BITCH
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your style don't impress me cause' it isn't advanced but when you see my rhymes you're gunna jizz in your pants within the grand scheme of things, you're an insignificant ant and I ain't effected one bit by this rant cause' you're a hypocrite, slant- -ing to the right, to the left you can't decide what political ideology's best so Prodigees vexed and he probably bet that no one would notice he's not what he says when he claims to be a centrist, a social democrat and a platonic republican, it just don't make sense, the fact of the matter is that you lack the intellect to back up what you say, so you change the story to cover your tracks You think I give a fuck that Marx was an ashkenazi? is that all you've got? you're sloppy and awfully nazi- -esque, and this battle is analogous to a destraught somali in a crock pot with Rock Lee boxing, he knocked your socks clean off, see I could probably block Kakashi's lightning blade while jerking off to a copy of "make out paradise" and pouring a pot of coffee I'm only underneath you when I'm under your bed waiting to beat you black and blue then turn your white sheets red I'm the boogie man vampire you couldn't be my damn squire I'm the fanned fire that burns you on the grand pyre your pineal gland's mired in the muck of illusion, and I bet you can't find your ass with both hands, tied behind your back,by the end of this sand timer your hour glass is half empty and half full of shit I'm like an elephant who can use my dick to do pull ups with the utter bollocks spit by Mingi, is so amiss he probably misses the toilet when he goes to piss I walked up to Fiora wearing the mask of Majora with the master sword ta shove up her cunt, till' it's torn up then I tore her a new cunt and fucked it with four ones shoved a zero up her ass, and ate her for lunch then I started randomly generating 10 dimensional cocks and fucked her corpse once her consciousness was zero, and popped her 11th dimensional cherry, so she was reborn once I stopped then I fucked her with a swordfish, a tortoise a rock an orange, a clock, and an enormous cock made of lego blocks then I twisted her clit til' she alerted the tornado watch I may be a juggalo but your a cuckoo cuckold though who busts a load when you see wild turkeys up the road or hear a chicken cluck, I know that you like to fuck a moa and thoughts of peacocks dominate your frontal lobe you're turned on by the afroaves right down to the cavitaves and strigiformes give you a boner that lasts for days but what really made you go ape was a seagull's cloaca there's no way ta stop you once you go rape a pelican from Croatia but enough about birds, let's change the flight path reality can't exist without a dark and light half your analogy is crap, and it proves you're a pansy darkness just consists of the waveforms you can't see your a tranny chimpanzee who sniffs your grannies panties and jams candy yams up your fanny you uncanny dandy you say your a progressive but I ain't buyin' it you don't promote progress, you wanna stay inside the sys- -tem that's already put in place, you think it's futile to try to fix it, and you try to fit a dick from both the left and right betwixt your zionist vagina lips so your political vagina split while they came inside of it and you gave birth to an ideology that was comprised of shit you ain't on that ET shit, you rep an earthly ideology I'm the prodigy that was foretold by the prophecy you're just a swine who raps like you got five lobotomies I'm an oddity who defines the properties of quantum rhyme cocaphonies I'm the God ya see, try to stop the free- written rhymes that fly up off the keys of the board on which I type, your not a G you call Mathfan an omega cuck but he made ya suck his omega nuts while you got your anus fucked 2
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