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 New radar system alerts Politicians when people are enjoying something so they can Ban It (2)

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New radar system alerts Politicians when people are enjoying something so they can Ban It

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Politicians in Washington have developed a radar that detects when people are enjoying something so they can figure out what will be the target of their next ban.

The advanced fun detection system has already found hundreds of new things that politicians in Washington weren't aware people were enjoying. Every day, the lawmakers and executives are provided with a list of fun stuff people are doing and then immediately get to work on stopping this fun.

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Radar reports people have been enjoying fireworks,SUV's, plastic straws, saturated fats, milk, rain water, hunting rifles, free speech and plastic bags. These and many other dangerous freedoms were quickly targeted by lawmakers.

Congress is now purposing new bills and those bills are called "Enjoy and Ban" bills.

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As long as they go for the "new stuff", I'm O.K. I had some fun this morning, but that was the "old stuff". Poor millennials, they're getting it from both ends! ;-)