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The force is strong with him No he's not, you troglodyte
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Nomenclature is my Sith Apprentice

Pledge yourself to the teachings of the DARK SIDE Nomenclature. I sense much anger, much HATRED in you...But you don't use them. Release your ANGER Nomenclature, and your transformation into the DARK SIDE WILL BE COMPLETED! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAHA GOOD, GOOD! STRIKE BRONTO DOWN AND YOU WILL AT LAST EARN THE NAME OF "DARTH NOMENVADURE"
Bronto and Nomenclature, you will engage in an insult battle, whoever comes up with the funniest insult I've ever heard will become my new apprentice, I will teach you the ways of the dark side and you will murder younglings, it will be great.

The force is strong with him

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No he's not, you troglodyte

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whoever comes up with the funniest insult I've ever heard will become my new apprentice

Jew-nosed testicle tickler.

Side: The force is strong with him

Good, good! let your hate for jews flow through you! You have done well, but you have not surpassed my last apprentice, who came up with this;

"You indesputably rancid excretion of anal dribblets in a test tube of strange quark matter which is compressing your jumping jumbling jiggling gelatinous jamaican jugs into the density of the core of the center of my black ass hole"

Actually I just made that up now.

Side: The force is strong with him
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Jew-nosed testicle tickler

And your inner Hitler couldn't help it. It just lurched out of you like a racist alien...again.

Side: No he's not, you troglodyte

The Sith don't teach, they poach already-taught former Padawans of the Jedi Order because they are too lazy to teach someone from scratch.

A Jedi already can use strangling and electric force they just choose not to for purposes of a fair fight, so literally Sith teach nothing at all.

Also, Sith betray and kill each other... They are not a 'side' against the Jedi they are a bunch of megalomaniacs one more cruel than the next.

Side: No he's not, you troglodyte
FactMachine(430) Disputed
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You weak minded fool, if you only knew the POWER of the DARK SIDE...What about Darth Maul, he was never a padawan, he was raised to be a dark sider by the night sisters and given to Lord Sidious at a young age. Most jedi cannot use lightning, and to do so requires the use of the DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE, Some jedi have learned it but they are considered dangerous by the other jedi and untrustworthy, and they cannot fully master the ability. So you see my young apprentice, there are no true light side users who can conduct SITH lightning, the jedi do not abstain from it for a "fair fight" because we are the ones using it in the first place, if they wanted a fair fight they would use it too! Not all Sith are the same, many Sith are loyal, but many are not, Sith doctrine is similar to that of laveyan satanism, we do whatever suits us.

Side: The force is strong with him
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Laveyan Satanism yeah that's pretty similar to the way of the Sith:

Mumbo jumbo that sounds like an edgy teen trying to make a religion out of his narcissism.

Side: No he's not, you troglodyte