Once you get your wings in heaven, do you start accumulating frequent flyer miles?
When you die, you probably have to take the "stairway to heaven" because St. Peter has got to actually confirm that you're going to heaven before issuing you your wings (horns and a tail if you're going to hell). But once you have your wings, when do you start accumulating frequent flyer miles and (more importantly) do they kick you out of heaven for trying to join the mile high club with some cherub?
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Hahaha, I dunno, but reading Joe's answers, the only question I ever wonder about Heaven is if the angel's have sex. If they don't, brutal. And I am not a sex addict. Truly, I, am, not. It's just that Heaven gives you the impression that sex will not exist. Nor will any of the "7 deadly sins." How depressing. Will our sex drives be totally turned off or something? Or does everyone go to heaven looking ugly? Man, I just don't know. 1
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well one would assume not, how does u know if u have wings in heaven? so then ud only get the points for getting to heaven, which is a pretty stupid thing just to get frequent flyer points... but then assuming a bee could get frequent flyer points ... wouldn't it be the same principle? you'd fly all the time what would discern if the trip deserved frequent flyer points or not? would there be some kind of tally? Side: Three for a half mile flight plus perks
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Maybe the other angels could vote you up or down depending on how graceful you make the flight look. But then there would be some angels who would down vote you because you prefer the color blue or because you're prejudiced against cherubs or something. Side: Three for a half mile flight plus perks
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