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 Once you get your wings in heaven, do you start accumulating frequent flyer miles? (18)

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Once you get your wings in heaven, do you start accumulating frequent flyer miles?

When you die, you probably have to take the "stairway to heaven" because St. Peter has got to actually confirm that you're going to heaven before issuing you your wings (horns and a tail if you're going to hell).  But once you have your wings, when do you start accumulating frequent flyer miles and (more importantly) do they kick you out of heaven for trying to join the mile high club with some cherub?

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Do they kick you out of heaven for playing Frisbee with your halo?

What do angels wear under their gowns?

Do they eat angel food cake?

Do they have electric harps?

Pineapple(1448) Disputed
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Only if your hammer knocks Jesus out, and he falls to earth, thus causing a premature second coming.

Victoria's Secret, they got a sponsorship deal. ;P

Yeah, and it comes in chocolate too.

Yes. I think they switched soon after Charlie Christian got there.

Ah, you're just having fun with me. Everyone knows that the second coming is never premature. You have to work for it ;)

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I'm sorry I apologize for being rude but that was a stupid question. Why would you have flyer miles in a place where everything is perfect and nothing goes wrong? It wouldn't be heaven if things were as they were before you died?

Pineapple(1448) Disputed
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It's just for fun.... Chill out, please and thank you. :)

Hmmm, I never thought about it that way. I guess I learn something new every day ;)

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I'm totally curious... what is "perfect?"

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Hahaha, I dunno, but reading Joe's answers, the only question I ever wonder about Heaven is if the angel's have sex. If they don't, brutal. And I am not a sex addict. Truly, I, am, not. It's just that Heaven gives you the impression that sex will not exist. Nor will any of the "7 deadly sins." How depressing. Will our sex drives be totally turned off or something? Or does everyone go to heaven looking ugly? Man, I just don't know.

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Or maybe there's no need for sex in heaven because we'll all just have perpetual pleasure. ;)

I think you just have to check your naughty bits with St. peter. kinda like checking in your coat or hat at a restaurant. At least that's what I expect him to say. God knows what he does with them ;)

From the moment you start the Stairway climb....it's 3043 steps....but for that you get a free upgrade to the Cock-Pit!!! After that you get 3 miles for every 1/2 mile flight! Whaddaya think, luggin' those wings around is easy?

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well one would assume not, how does u know if u have wings in heaven? so then ud only get the points for getting to heaven, which is a pretty stupid thing just to get frequent flyer points... but then assuming a bee could get frequent flyer points ... wouldn't it be the same principle? you'd fly all the time what would discern if the trip deserved frequent flyer points or not? would there be some kind of tally?

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Maybe the other angels could vote you up or down depending on how graceful you make the flight look. But then there would be some angels who would down vote you because you prefer the color blue or because you're prejudiced against cherubs or something.

Side: Three for a half mile flight plus perks

Frequent flier miles? Well... where are you going to go? All of that other Heaven to explore, I guess.

Side: Three for a half mile flight plus perks

Maybe they end up having angel races or something. They have like a Daytona 500 and go around in circles as fast as they can until they create a tornado ;)

Side: Three for a half mile flight plus perks
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I don't know about you, but I for sure would like to pay Hell a visit every now and again :o)

Side: Three for a half mile flight plus perks