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 Panel of Third Graders to dictate World Climate Change Policy (2)

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Panel of Third Graders to dictate World Climate Change Policy

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a panel on climate change held yesterday, the Senate brought in a group of excited third graders for ideas on fighting climate change.

"These kids have ideas and they are passionate, so we must listen to them," said Sen. Brian Schatz of Hawaii. "There are no possible downsides to taking kids who have been told the world is ending by the public school system and allowing them to dictate national policies on important issues."

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Here are the top 4 suggestions on the 3rd graders list.

Bribing the climate with cookies and candy

Putting the climate on time-out

Just ignoring climate change and playing Fortnite

Building a giant magnet and sucking up all the bad climate stuff

The UN has a proposal in place to fly them to Davos for a more in depth conversation.

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Chinaman(706) Clarified
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There is so much love for the children exception being the womb that Congress needs to listen to children on climate change because Congress is clueless.