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He's been huffing saint I'm a little tea cup
Debate Score:11
Arguments:5
Total Votes:12
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Should Nowasaint be sodomized by a polar bear?

NowaSaint is a total douchebag who literal sends me a billion messages telling me I'm going to burn in hell and that I should kill myself and other such pleasantries if I dare to disagree with his saintly wisdom.  He is one of the most retarded and radicalized fundamentalists I have ever met. He not only wants to force his children to go to church but he's such a delusional authoritarian slime mold from the primordial soup of pre-evolutionary biofilm that he thinks he can literally make them take interest in things no sane child would through MK ultra mind control. Yes that's right, he violates children in the worst way possible... he robs children of their innocence in the most abominable fashion imaginable...by making them sit through sermons every week.

He's been huffing saint

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I'm a little tea cup

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3 points

Well said. In this case you are truly a "FactMachine".

Like Dermot, I think we should consider the bear's self respect, and allow him to recuse.

I don't wish any harm to Nowasaint, other than, maybe, a case of lockjaw and finger cramps .... mixed with a bit of Scientific Knowledge torture.

Side: He's been huffing saint
1 point

Lockjaw and fingers cramps would do nicely Al 👌...................

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2 points

It's hardly fair on the polar bear is it ? No doubt he would berate and preach to the unfortunate creature about the evils of sodomy .

Incidentally Bears are traditionally used in the bible to tear apart children who mock follically challenged biblical gentlemen ......

Elisha and the Two Bears (2 Kings 2:23-25)

23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

Side: He's been huffing saint
3 points

Maybe forcing children to go to church is the best way to encourage them to become atheists.

It certainly worked for me.

Side: I'm a little tea cup
1 point

I would agree on that. Reading the Bible could add to the encouragement ... but then, there ARE millions of fans of Steven King. It's a shame people like Nowasaint push the horror parts so intently. I think he drives away more than (S/HE?) brings "to the flock".

Side: I'm a little tea cup