I would fly to Afghanistan and start twerking to the Harlem Shake, naked, while carrying a sign that said, "Long live America!" and yelling "allahu akbar!" ;)

I would do something that would give me the biggest adrenalin rush. Like driving of a cliff with a car or something.

Suicide run against our parliament .

If it ever came down to that (killing myself) I would start by taking out as many of those who I feel drove me to that point to begin with. Then I might roll a bunch of drug dealers or other sources where high dollar illegal money can be found. (nothing to loose - right?)... after all that, if I'm still alive and have the money? I might decide to live like that for a while before deciding my next move. Anyway, It would make for a good movie.

Walk into an elementary school with a gun and go into a classroom and stand in front of them and say "remember this kids!" and blow my brains out.

Or id stop someone in the middle of bustling city traffic and look them in the eyes and whisper "you did this" then blow my brains out.

Or id put on a bikini and go to the beach and drink martinis made with bleach until i died and people found me like that.

Or just leave a note that said "this wasnt suicide" on the ground and smash doors and throw shit everywhere and hit myself so it looked like a struggle then shoot myself.

NO. I have a better idea. I'd murder the pope and then take as many cardinals out as i could before diving off the balcony impaling myself on the statue in st. peters square where i wouldve previously carved the atheism A logo into the side of it so when i died my blood would leak into it making a bloody A on the side ;)

Wow, maybe I shouldn't have encouraged creative thought of this nature. I posted this before I realized how many severely unstable people there are on this site.

I think the only reasonable thing to do is take this debate down and report all who posted, not only to the site, but also the local authorities where each of you live.

On the other hand...

Maybe I'll load up on assault weapons with super high capacity magazines and go out in the streets shooting people in the leg, ranting and raving that imma kill the next person I see until I come across a law abiding citizen who is carrying a lawfully obtained gun, and rightfully get shot in the head.

Plus I'll be on the news, you know, the part about ASSAULT RIFLES WITH TEN THOUSAND BULLETS!!!!! (ohandhewasstopedbyalawabidingcitizenwhoshothim) NEXT on your news channel, what cleaning product in your house might be killing you.

I'd swim out to an island, somewhere peaceful and undiscovered with no-one around at that time (which would be dawn) (but where there would be someone there to find my body because I don't want to rot) sit on the beach and stab myself in the heart with a curved dagger, like Juliet but with an island instead of a crypt and the backstory would probably be different in the very unlikely scenario that that event could come to pass. And why am I going into detail planning my own suicide?

Well if I plot this out correctly. I would probably purchase to trash trucks and heavily arm them with some heavy artilery and armor. I would drive it through the white house and give the president a piece of paper saying if you dont fix America I will kill myself and he would fix it but I would slap him too so they would just shoot me.

Heroin overdose during a free fall from an airplane without any parachute.

I would speak in Arabic at a Republican meeting. ;)

Apple seed oil.

Converts to cyanide in the bloodstream. Death can be painful but, near instant.

Or bullet to the brain and risk the chance I don't die.