SCRUNCH You get more coverage from scrunching.............and besides im there to poop, not do laundry...............;)
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
What? Is it being suggested that toilet paper is intended to be applied directly to one's butt? I've always used TP to clean my hands after I wipe; never have I thought of using it to clean my ass. Thanks for the tip! Perhaps now I can make my favorite hand sanitizer last longer, especially during these tough economic times. Should it be called dung paper, ass tissue or something similar? Don't tell me now that it isn't for cleaning the toilet. Or am I the only one with an occasional spell of faucet butt which normally makes a mess of my neighbors toilet?
903 days ago | Side: TP is for the butt not hands
:(..thanks alot....NOT!...well mahols' arguement had me curious and so i thought for the first time in my life,i will be fair, and check out this fold method in which he and the like speak of..result?....and well, yes,..like i originally said, its a load a shite......:)..."go the scrunchers!"
901 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
I'm not anywhere organized/patient enough to fold it. I pull at it, scrunch it up, and wipe.
826 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
I just had to use the loo while a friend was showering and upon noticing i was a scrucher he proudly claimed to be a roller !! ? HUH ? I just assumed he meant folder and corrected him so . Aparrently i was wrong and rolling is the elite in butt wiping , far better and more thorough than the scrunch or fold method..hmmm. I ask anyone to check it out and report back.
34 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
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I just did a scientific test on both methods. The fold is clearly superior. 1) It is a waste of toilet paper to use the scrunch method, 2) the fold method is a fractal process; the original fold can be refolded multiple times, whereas the scrunch must be thrown away immediately under the threat of poop-fingers. 3) And the scrunch method shows no sign of added benefit to the buttus crackus beyond being fluffyish.
903 days ago | Side: FOLD
I'm constipated, in pain and need to get back to work as quick as possible. My ass burns from last night's chili. Folding my toilet paper to be more eco-friendly would be the least of my worries. Personally, I'd grab the toilet paper, scrunch it and finish as soon as possible without giving it a second thought how many times I could fold it. I don't have the time or the need to carefully fold it over and over again.
896 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
if you fold the toilet paper around your hand as you take it from the roll, it will not as much time as it does when you take the toilet paper off the roll then fold it.
890 days ago | Side: FOLD
oh boy what have i started ........thank you so much.nothing like a good laugh to start my day. however 1)scrunching allows for greater coverage thus requiring less wiping.2)folding does not allow for traction thus skidding 3)so long as im using toilet paper and not newspaper to wipe my arse, my buttus crackus is satisfied........have a good day:)
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
What about the wrap, wrap, wrap, fold, fold, crumple, crumple, smash, scrub and scrub method? Which direction is best? Would that direction be side to side, front to back, back to front, or something like a figure eight pattern with a bit of touch and go? But, if a person is a gay male would the figure eight pattern constitute masturbation?
903 days ago | Side: TP is for the butt not hands
ok funnnny one..but i dont ,smash,??????? what the fuk are you eating?
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
I find it necessary to smash it against my woo-hoo, or else I am only petting my woo-hoo. I am on a liquid diet, which may account for my faucet butt. Thanks for askin!
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
have you tried a butt plug..........................i dont know i thought your wit was above potty talk? I didn't say mine was,.............. butt i thought yours was?hmmm i stand corrected.
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
It may be said that I am intellectually competent, but never should it be thought that I am anything more or less than a fellow human-being. And as a fellow human-being, I find it extremely beneficial to embrace my humanity as a natural function of living; which is quite unlike this superficial form of academic and humanitarian superiority that many intellects embrace and promote as a means of self-promotion. (Like you, I too shit and find humor in the humility of cleaning one’s butt crack.) And hell, if we didn’t shit, one may argue that we are all gods!
903 days ago | Side: TP is for the butt not hands
And again i stand corrected.........................................yes i feel you are indeed a wise fellow being.......................i did for a moment think you were taking the piss/shit out of me.............................sorry and may your bowel movements treat you well...........................................:)
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
True, it is more environmentally friendly, but I personally prefer the scrunch method, because it's more comfortable. Folds are flimsy and often break.
901 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
Fold. Crunching is such a waste. Folding is so much greener..., even if it looks brown or yellow ;)
903 days ago | Side: FOLD
"crunching is such a waste".............................prove it!................no dont! ...........but i do beg to differ.
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
Oh God, you're a cruncher? I bet you're one of those February Pisces as well.
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
OH yes, im a scruncher! And so you are one of those march pisceans,darn and here i was thinking we had something in common...i dont know how to poke my toungue out yet ,just learnt how to do the wink...;)
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
OK, to stick out your tongue just type a colon, followed by the letter P :P although you could probably use a semi-colon and the letter b ;b you can also do a reverse using the letter q and a colon or semi-colon q: BTW, did you notice how quickly I was ablr to zero in on the fact that you're one of those psychotic February Pisces ;)
903 days ago | Side: FOLD
This little psychotic is grinning from ear to ear on that:).......hmmm maybe you've met your match...........;p. what if i had a toungue ring(i dont) how would i do that?
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
I have no idea how to make a smiley with a tongue ring. Maybe if you used dingbats or a different language font.
903 days ago | Side: FOLD
i thought i would beat you all to it and down vote me and joe since our last few add ins are nothing to do with topic.........................ok....that should keep you all happy.
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
Hey! What are you doing? I want my points, damn it ;) BTW, you are allowed to go off topic on your own debates. I do it all the time. Otherwise, what's the point of being moderator ;)
903 days ago | Side: FOLD
that better darlin?i know you like your points so i will stoke you some more then....mmm...hows that..
903 days ago | Side: SCRUNCH
Fold away and you'll get more mileage today!!!``````````````````````````````````
902 days ago | Side: FOLD
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