The Bar
No Debate. I'm giving you a bar to go to , order a drink and talk. Too many here get caught up in only debating. I think this is more of an opinion/debate/social site. If it wasn't a social site, we wouldn't have allies and enemies. So feel free to tell us what you like to drink, maybe tell a joke as tasteless as you want and have fun. There are plenty of other polls to argue with someone. And please up-vote anyone who comes in and shares, as this is to be a pleasant experience.
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Blonde Paint Job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch with a good book.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.' In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long? 2
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You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start in on you! The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree, and we think 25 to life would be appropriate. -Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. -Jay Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America! -Jimmy Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. -Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -David Letterman |
