The UK Wars with Cutlery, Offers Knife-Free Chicken Boxes ! LMMFAO !
Are you chicken? I mean scared of knives.
Just wondering, because you are what you eat.
And you should be: Knives are extremely scary. I’m talking about eating utensils.
The UK understands — it’s now providing warnings on its boxes for takeout fried chicken.
Morley’s Managing Director Shan Selvendran said this :
“We want to promote being knife free by using custom chicken boxes to deliver the message and start conversations amongst all of our customers.”
How are those in the UK going to eat steak ?????????????? ROTFFLMMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I read stories of people in the UK getting killed with knives Mhm. But weird how you never seem to read about the 113,000 people a year that get shot in the US. You seem to have absolutely zero interest in that for some strange reason. I’d want a knife or something stronger to defend myself. Awesome. Another spectacular idiot, too fundamentally stupid to comprehend the difference between attack (i.e. stabbing someone) and defence (i.e. not being stabbed). Never bring a chicken bone to a knife fight. I'll be sure to bear that in mind you goddamned imbecile. The morose chicken boxes of knife-free safety (because you can’t be trusted with sharp objects) are being offered at chicken chains Morley’s, Chicken Cottage, and Dixy Chicken. Earlier this year, across 15 branches, Morley’s gave out 20,000 of ’em. Are knifes needed to eat chicken ? 0
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