The church of Judas
Judas Saves!
Welcome. God has bought you here to my debate. I am Judas, shepherd of lost souls. Rejoice, for I bring good news!
Yay, I speak his word! God has come to me in a dream and told me that it is my purpose to free the people of createdebate.com from their drudgery. The lord hath forsaken this board and left it all shitty and lame. Fear not, for god has brought you here to me.
Join my holy cause. Only through Judas can your soul be saved. The church of Judas has the meaning you seek!
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God has come to me in a dream and told me that it is my purpose to free the people of createdebate.com from their drudgery I was getting pretty damn tired of this drudgery too! The lord hath forsaken this board and left it all shitty and lame. It was those damn atheists! May they burn in hell! (tax exempt church donations payable though paypal only, PM judas for more information on donating to the church) Social security #, and credit/debit card numbers sent via PM! Eternal salvation is near :) 1
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smh, i would like to say religious people are not like that, but randomdude and sunni would prove me wrong. I will say though that the majority of religious people are not like that, myself included. You just don't hear as often from us cause typically we have the "live and let live" attitude. Blasphemy! "Live and let live" is in conflict with biblical teachings. All enemies of God should be raped and murdered as it states clearly in Isaiah 13:16, "Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished." But don't lose faith friend, the Church of Judas is heavily involved in religious persecution. Our congregation is extra rapey, and our team is out there murdering non-believers regularly to serve God's word. At the Church of Judas, several children are "dashed to pieces" for Jehovah every tuesday night after the potluck. We like to make a fun night of it :) 1
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