The subtle art of trolling. Do it wrong and you could end up hospitalized.
As you may, or may not, be aware, trolling could land you in the hospital. My job is to keep you from landing in the hospital. If you land somewhere near the gutter, and not really in it, then I have done my job well.
The method I will employ to achieve my goal is to go out, try out a few variations on a trolling idea and then I will report back to you guys with my results. As you probably suspect, this can be a painful process for me but I do it for the benefit of you guys.
This installment involves trolling a doctor. So without further ado...
When your doctor is examining your balls during a physical...,
It's OK to say to him, "I see you have experience doing this sort of thing."
However, under no circumstance should you ever try to run your fingers through his hair. Remember, he has your family jewels in his hand. And also, as painful as that may be..., if he happens to be gay..., he may get the wrong impression and you may end up unpleasantly surprised when he starts the rectal exam with something that feels a lot bigger than his thumb.
Thanks for the tip uncle joe
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Wait..., what? No!!!
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I also learned this the "hard" way. The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible. The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible. The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible. The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible. The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible. Side: Thanks for the tip uncle joe
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I had a hard time doing this to my Doctor. Dr. Richard Johnson was used to all the usual dickery associated with these kinds of exams, and I kind of dropped the ball on the delivery as well. The joke ended prematurely, and he was left with a mess... of paperwork. Side: Thanks for the tip uncle joe
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