Top ten excuses why not one Democrat voted for the middle class tax cuts...
1) We were too busy searching for Trump Russian collusion conspiracies.
2) We had to attend Planned Parenthood's ten millionth abortion ceremoney.
3) We had to attend Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood extravagansa celebrating women's rights.
4) We were attending ground breaking ceremonies at the first Public school forced to allow so called Transgender boys in your daughter's bathrooms.
5) We were picketing a Christian owned family business that refused to deny his faith when saying no to a Gay wedding reception.
6) We were at a duel fund raiser simultaneously bringing awareness to cruelty to animals, while supporting women's right to dismember viable late term babies for any reason up to birth.
7) I had to trim my nails that day.
8) I was at a burning at the stake witch hunt for any person named Trump.
9) I was too tired after a midnight vigil fighting for the sanctity and right to life for mass murderers.
and
10) drum rollllllllllllllllllllllll..... I was too busy that day sexually harassing the women I care so much for.
-FromWithin
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