Unwanted, inconvenient people should be allowed to die.
OK, what I really mean is that unawanted, inconvenient people should be forced to die but that is just not politically correct. I mean, too many people would find that unpalatable so we need to use a nicer word.
Now this is an idea whose time has come. Think about it, we already have a precedent; abortion. Think of a fetus as someone who is hooked up to a life support system; his mother. Now, his mother doesn't want him because he's an inconvenience so she opts to pull the plug and thus allows the fetus to die.
Well...., same thing with the starving people in Africa. Their food supply is their life support system. They are unwanted because if they were wanted they would be living with someone who could take care of them. Oh sure, people send food stuff and pay $10 a month or something but that's just because the inconvenient commercials make them feel guilty. So we should just pull the plug on them.
Then there are the baby boomers. There are more of them than there are workers to support them. Do you want to have to bathe an old person and wipe their butt? Probably not. So they too are unwanted and definately an inconvenience. So we ought to pull the plug on them too and save the economy. BTW, this will also help with global warming and rush hour traffic. Who wants all these old people driving other people crazy when they leave their left turn blinker on for miles and miles and miles?
So that's my modest proposal in a nut shell. What do you think?
Sure, why not
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Wait..., what, no!
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