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 What Would You Do If... #11 (9)

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What Would You Do If... #11

What would you do if your penis got stuck in a hole by mistake?

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I don't have one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Side: I Don't Have A Penis
1 point

(If Male == true)

{

Penis -= 1;

// Why add to the world population? I don't see a reason.

}

(If Male != true)

{

Return String " How does this apply to me?";

}

Side: I Don't Have A Penis

Why would I have placed it in said hole? I can't think of many reasons. . .

Side: I Don't Have A Penis
1 point

This only supports my prior accusation that you don't know much about sex...

Side: I Don't Have A Penis

Why would I have placed it in said hole? I can't think of many reasons. . .

Also, I said that I can't "think of many reasons." I can think of some. I'm simply not stupid enough and not horny enough (I am an INTJ) to get myself stuck in any such thing.

A few months ago I read in a urology journal about a man who got a pen stuck in his urethra. He thought it would be pleasurable. Another time. . . Isn't this enough?

Side: I Don't Have A Penis

I would take it out of the hole. One metre at a time.

Side: I Don't Have A Penis
aveskde(1935) Disputed
1 point

Only if you were a Cetacean, and they wouldn't be on land anyway.

Side: I Don't Have A Penis