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 What are the most useless Christmas gifts? (63)

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What are the most useless Christmas gifts?

First your real life - what have you gotten or given which was useless?  And then second - what hypothetically useless gift would you give to your peers on CreateDebate?
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My most useless gift was this....I don't even know what it was, it was like my Aunt just found it in a closet and gave it to someone to get rid of it. It was a porcelain cat head with it's mouth open connected to a sock thing.....I guess it was to hold coins? Although the description sounds really dirty.

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That's VERY funny!

I bet a teenage boy could find a use for that.

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From my own life:

My parents when I was a teenager gave me a game board designed like a cheap bad pool table, and then my nephew 10 years younger unwrapped an actual pool table from his parents. It was surreal. It's odd when other family members come up later and say wow you really got shafted.

My parents also for years gave me English Leather cologne. At one point I had four untouched bottles accumulated even though I had told them I wasn't using it.

My big sister, during a phase in college when everyone knew I could barely afford to survive, sent me one of those fragile wicker cheese baskets with those tiny foil wrapped uber processed cheeses. The whole thing bought and shipped probably cost her $75, but the crap cheese was nearly inedible and if stacked without packaging would be about equivalent to one pack of Kraft American slices. It would have been better to send the money, or Kraft cheese.

Now, for CreateDebate peers -

FromWithin - a Planned Parenthood giftcard

SaintNow - The Satanic Verses

Cartman - A feminist magazine subscription

Jolie - A spa to massage your boob implants

Who else wants a useless gift?

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Sorry, I laughed pretty loud at work over this. I must ask for a useless gift from you.

Grenache(6053) Clarified
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A one year membership to ChristianMingle with a profile already launched?

What would you give to me, though?

I guess it would be a hard choice.

Mint_tea(4641) Clarified
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The entire waterfalls of SaintNow, Fromwithin and a few others, in hardcover book. ;D

Grenache(6053) Clarified
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How about a bushel of Carolina Reaper hot peppers, the ones hotter than police pepper spray, so you can spice up that bland cuisine of your culture?

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A dictionary.

I don't really value things more than what they are worth.

What did I receive... I wonder about that, there are many things that I liked but proved worthless in the long run. There's the pen that I lost, a toy gun that was quick to break, the religious books that I abandoned.

As to what to give, that depends on the person I'm giving to. For example, I'd give some sort of a collected christian fanfiction to you.

Cartman - A series of difficult puzzles, perhaps? Solving which he'll understand what the gift is.

NowASaint - Some Antitheism subscription.

Jolie - A boring book of jokes with a nice cover.

FromWithin - Some Anarchism books.

Dermot - Something saying how atheism is 'bad'.

Hellno - Theology journal subscription.

Shoutoutloud - Mainstream titles about US politics.

KNHav - Complete Rigveda (OUP translation, 2014)

Addltd - Something conservative that discourages arguments, something about unquestionable reliance on authority - either patriotism or religion.

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I might like that? Even though I'm not a believer, I still find the stories fascinating.

For something open access, here you go.

http://www.hts.org.za/index.php/HTS

Let's see how much fascinating you find theology journals.

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Nice! I could use some collected christian fanfiction for my youngest. He likes to tear papers up.

In that case, make it with laminated pages with rather thick plastic, so that he can't tear it.

Gift cards... really?

If I wanted something very specific in a specific store, only then is a gift card justified, because otherwise it's just so lazy and boring. It's like saying ''hey, here is a gift you have to go out and buy yourself.'' Uhm yay.. I'm so happy that after all that horrible christmas shopping I have yet one more errand to run. Thanks.

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You socialists and your entitlements... gift cards are practically like cash, I'd think you'd love that. JK. Gift cards aren't personal, but I like 'em.

Yes, and if you don't like them, you can actually trade/sell them.

Because they have a constant monetary value.

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Lol, I'll take them if you don't want them!! They are easy to send and I can get what I want so I love getting them!!

shoutoutloud(4303) Clarified
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I'll contact you after Christmas hahaha :p

outlaw60(15368) Disputed
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Christmas shopping is okay but those horrible Christmas trees are a problem. That the Socialist viewpoint ?

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As a kid I got a seashell from my step-grandparents who obviously didn't know I was coming to their house... and I guess it was all they could find. LOL