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Debate Score:21
Arguments:17
Total Votes:21
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 Roll Him (4)
 
 Shame on Joe (3)
 
 Happy Pills (1)

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What do you do with a drunken sailor?

...early in the morning??

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Roll him and send him to Neptune's corner!

510 days ago | Tagged As: Roll Him

Like Kukla said, you can steal the quarters in his pocket (roll him).

http://www.createdebate.com/debate/show/Is_that_a_roll_of_quarters_in_his_pocket

509 days ago | Tagged As: Roll Him
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That all depends on whether he's Johnny Depp.

If he's not than do things like shave his belly with a rusty razor,or throw him in the longboat till he's sober. Keep trying till something works. Make sure if you're the captains daughter that you're not in bed.

509 days ago
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What are you doing with a drunken sailor early in the morning? Whatever you do, don't give him coffee. Then you'll have a wide awake drunken sailor. Don't give him more alcohol. Lure him to bed and get him to fall asleep. He'll probably snore all night so I hope you have another bed handy.

510 days ago
- Tamisan(874) Disputed
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Ew, no shloshed snoring squids in my bed! LOL

510 days ago
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Well I guess I wont be getting drunk with you any time soon ;)

509 days ago
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Maybe you can Rick Roll him.

509 days ago | Tagged As: RickRoll him
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My old room-mate used to take them home and have sex with them...

496 days ago | Tagged As: Sex with them
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Get him to fall asleep ( wherever you do not sleep ) that sounds like the best idea to me.

367 days ago | Tagged As: Make him very sleeeeeepy
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