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 What do you envision the second coming of Jesus Christ will be like? (25)

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What do you envision the second coming of Jesus Christ will be like?

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I looked at the picture, and I don't get it. Jesus in a van? Please explain the humor here. What am I missing?

I also don't belive Jesus is going to have a second coming. It don't work that way. Except perhaps in the sense of mankind having a spiritual awakening. There have been hundreds of predictions over the past two millennium on a date and time that Jesus would return. Hell, some thought it would happen last year with all those Blood Moons!

But no. Nothing. My guess is God changed His mind and decided to let us figure it out ourselves. With hell from the Holy Spirit. When I was saved and had my vision I thought for a minute when that curtain lit up the room like a fireball that it was the second coming. And that I was going to be cast down into Hell. Since up to them I was a terrible sinner and a God mocker.

But He Saved me. I think maybe any sort of second comings will be God showing Himself as He did to me. Jesus remains with us in Spirit, and His teachings live through the Scriptures. Not all of the quotes from Jesus in the Gospels are true, however. This is why we must pray to God and know Him better so we can sort the wheat from the chaff.

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The joke is that He will probably get abducted and abused...., just like the last time. In other words, people are ass holes.

Oh okay. Thanks Betty. I get it now.

Still not funny, though.

But if Jesus did come back He would stand a good chance if getting tossed in a psych ward!

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That's pretty accurate. And after they drive him across the US/Mexico border some conservative gun nut will shoot him down in the name of the good ol' U S of A for being an illegal immigrant. Later his esposa, Maria Magdalena, will try to tell us he arose from his grave but she'll just be deported under suspicion of being a drug mule high out of her mind.

Actually this probably already happened and there's a pissed off Jesus glaring down at US conservatives right this moment.

FromWithin(8241) Disputed
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What a bigoted fool you are! Only a fool could watch all the damage done from 8 years of an extremist PC Democrat party and STILL ridicule Christians and those on the Right who have obviously been proven right over and over again.

But those like you will keep spewing your brainwashed Leftwing rhetoric.

How's that Obamacare doing? You know the one that 100% of republicans did not vote for because they had a brain to reason with. EVRYTHING the GOP said would happen with Obamacare IS HAPPENING! It's a complete failure as is Obama's entire presidency.

How's our nation's moral values doing sense separation of our Christian heritage? Record numbers of broken homes, welfare roles swollen with unwed mothers, record numbers of people falling into poverty.

Keep living in denial.

Grenache(6053) Disputed
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What did this debate have to do with the Democratic party? Nothing

And mocking right wing rhetoric doesn't automatically make me left wing. I'm moderate. Indeed I mock the left, too. But with your blinders there is only two opposite extremes.

What did this debate have to do with Obamacare? Nothing

And regarding our nation's morals, your side is pushing Donald Trump - money grubbing, woman hater, race bater, flip flopper, crook, tax cheat. Yeah, that will help the nation's morals.

Keep living in 35 A.D.

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How's that Obamacare doing?

Insuring 20 million more people, saving tens of thousands of lives, providing insurance for those with pre-existing conditions, removing lifetime caps, limiting rescissions (getting kicked off your insurance when you go to use it), providing preventative care with no out-of-pocket cost, etc. etc. all while maintaining low rates of premium growth and healthcare inflation.

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So, um, good…?

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I can't tell you what i will be I do not believe in god or jesus and could they be real yep but I will believe it when I see it.

dadman(1703) Clarified
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when you see it ..... it's too late ... today is the decision your eternal fate will pivot on

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I cant tell you I don't believe in god or jesus could they be real yep but I will believe it when I see it

I fucked up on the first post typing to fast should have read it over again

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the second coming of Jesus Christ

Man are you in for the shock of your life ..... the coming earthly kingdom of the Lord Jesus Christ

Grenache(6053) Clarified
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I know you sincerely believe this, and indeed you may be right. But I just have to say that if you sat down to watch "Syfy" channel and there was a movie on which followed this exact story line but used a name like "He-man" for the main character you'd probably find it hard to swallow.

dadman(1703) Clarified
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Well no not really .... specially after absorbing the entire story line and considering the promise and where we are headed as a culture ....

indeed the creator of the Universe is about to take center stage ... for those who he has called (from the foundation of the Earth) great anticipation ...

for those not found .. tremendous tribulation and judgement .... you should be holding your breath

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What do you envision the second coming of Jesus Christ will be like?

exactly as the Bible proclaims ya doofis ....

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Revelation 19:11 .. and I (John) saw heaven opened .. and behold .. a white horse .. and he who sat on it is called faithful and true .. and in righteousness he judges and wages war

19:12 .. his eyes are a flame of fire .. and on his head are many diadems .. and he has a name written on him which no one knows except himself

19:13 .. he is clothed with a robe dipped in blood .. and his name is called the Word of God

19:14 .. and the armies which are in heaven .. clothed in fine linen .. white and clean .. were following him on white horses

19:15 .. from his mouth comes a sharp sword .. so that with it he may strike down the nations .. and he will rule them with a rod of iron ..

and he treads the wine press of the fierce wrath of God .. the Almighty

19:16 .. and on his robe and on his thigh he has a name written . . . KING OF KINGS .. AND LORD OF LORDS .................... mp3 audio ... full context

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During those days when the wrath of God is poured out upon the earth .. the Bride of Christ will in heaven celebrate the long looked for marriage festivities .. and arrayed in her cleansed garments shall be eternally united with him who is to be recognized in all the universe .. and for all time .. as King of Kings and Lord of Lords .. when he comes forth to make an end of all evil .. his bride shall come with him .. associated in judgment .. and later to rule with him . . . . Rev 19:11-16 we have here a vision of the departure from heaven of Christ with his saints (previously caught up to be with him .. 1 Thes 4:13-18 .. and with his angels preparatory to the catastrophe in which all world powers shall be smitten Dan 2:34-35 .. on Christ’s head here we see many crowns “diadems” (cf 14:14) for the hour is now at hand when he is to be exalted and enthroned in his kingdom .. to “sit upon the throne of his father David" ..... gty.org

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I love my Bible but admit I never much cared for the Book of Revelation.

No credibility at all, as John of Patmos was almost certainly hysterical and feverish when he wrote it. I also never understood much of it. A lot of it was written in code in case the Romans got ahold of it. Like the beast with seven heads? That is the city of Rome with its seven hills.

Still, very strange book. I'm not alone in not grasping it all. Most Christians don't! But they are not as honest as me so they don't like to admit it.😇

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Behold, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints,

To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.

These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.