I find it hard to believe that you let your girlfriend give you a hickey where your Dad could see it knowing full well that you can't let him see it. That's like having unprotected sex knowing full well that you can't afford to get pregnant. It is irresponsible and leads to quick fixes like makeup (or, in the case of the later, an abortion). If only you could abort the hickey ;)

BTW, be aware that using makeup is a slippery slope that leads to cross dressing ;)

OK guys gather around.

Cause I got the best kept secret for getting rid of hickeys, quickly.

This is tried and tested. IT WORKS. So go with it.

1. Get a battery. One of those fat cylindrical ones. Not the tiny remote control ones. Not even the regular AAA size you put in toys. The fatter ones.

2. Find the negative side (-). Its the flat side.

3. Hold the battery in the middle. Don't touch the positive (+) side.

4. Using circular motion, rub the negative side of the battery on the hickey. You can pull the skin flat with the other hand if you want. Rub firmly but not too firmly.

5. Keep doing this for a few minutes. This will depend on how bad the hickey is. But trust the method and keep at it. It can take 5 - 20 minutes of rubbing.

6. Soon the entire area you have been rubbing will turn pink. But the hickey will have gone.

7. This pink color from the rubbing with go away in about 10 minutes.

8. Voila! No hickey!

9. Time to call your next date around, or your mum, or your boss.... or your... auntie? I dunno!

Check this video to see the process.

Let the hickey wear off and throw the guy out the slippery slope he dove in on...then go out and buy a mock turtle neck until that sucker moves on. Amazing what joys people get out of someone sucking on their neck...scares me. I think they're vampires in disguise as a dork. If they really must do this have them put it in a place no one can see and one they'll never opt for again...your armpit!

One sure way to keep hickeys from appearing in the first place is keeping your date from sucking on your skin ;)