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 What is the funniest thing you have ever heard? (18)

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What is the funniest thing you have ever heard?

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4 points

Atheism:

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason , creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

Antrim(999) Disputed
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I agree that, nothing plus nothing= nothing, nothing multiplied by nothing =nothing, nothing can come from nothing and so forth.

However it is important to recognise that most atheists are so called because they refuse to believe in the eye-watering stupidity of scriptures of the various man made religions.

That is not to say they do not believe that some 'Creator' with a weird sense of humour does not exist.

3 points

What does a pirate say in his eightieth birthday?

Eye matey

It sounds like I am eighty!!!

That an omnipotent benevolent deity has created everything, cares a lot about it and is looking over us. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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That Donald Trump will "make America great again" has to be right up there.

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All Muslims aren't terrorists.

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-Yuri-(284) Disputed
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What is funny about this?----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Probably the fact that the Quran says to kill and overtake the lands of all nonmuslims....

1 point

Funniest thing I remember was a couple years ago....a buddy took his three huge great Pyrenees dogs with him pretty much everywhere he went, including to church with his wife and son. He fed them the best dog food on the market, he loved his dogs, wonderful farm dogs on his mini-farm, they weighed around 160 lbs each, gentle giants. On a Saturday before church, he found a much lower price food at Walmart if I remember right, which claimed to be the same as the higher priced food. He took the dogs with him to church Sunday evening, and when he and his family came out after service, they found all three dogs had broken down the barrier which had them separated in the back of the SUV, their tails were all up in the air, and the interior of the SUV was entirely sprayed with doggy diarrhea. They told nobody at church, managed to spread blankets to ride home and his wife spent three hours cleaning it out...it was even in the radio..

My buddy said he almost got divorced over it, and his wife was still mad about it so I was not allowed to tell anybody the story as he was not even supposed to tell me. The funniest thing that happened in this city in recent history and I had to keep it to myself!!!!

1 point

Dermit is extremely vulgar, dirty old man....I suggest you completely avoid reading his stuff. He should be in jail for Criminal Sexual Conduct. If my children were young enough to be in my house they would be forbidden from this site because of perverts like dermit.

Dermot(3644) Disputed
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Interesting how you presume you know my age πŸ™€ criminal sexual conduct ?

This coming from a man who wonders what children find ' so sexy ' about his balding head , large belly and grubby beard πŸ™€ I think you'll find it's your kids who are the ones in perilous danger from individuals like you

NowASaint(1280) Clarified
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I don't know why you reply to my post, I"m not going to read it. You're on your way to Hell and I have no interest in your dirty old man claws trying to pull me down with you. You are the nastiest dirtiest old pervert fart I have seen here. Too bad you are not in my house because you couldn't leave fast enough and I would have to help you.

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That you are now allowed to plow down protestors blocking traffic ;)

Actually, it is only in Tennessee and it is only in the proposal stage but.... it's not funny when you put it that way ;)

1 point

When I heard Hillary lost, I thought that was Hilarious ;)

1 point

Every time I see liberals freaking out ;)

1 point

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

or maybe

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

and one more

A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”

"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"

Last one

I saw two kids fighting in the elementary school playground. Being the only teenager around, I had to step in. They didn’t stand a chance.

1 point

The funniest thing I have ever heard is the moon is made of cheese. People are actually dumb enough to believe that!! LOL

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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep,under his arm .

His wife is lying in bed reading . The man says , " this is the pig I've been fucking "

His wife replies " I think you'll find that it is a sheep "

The man replies , "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep ".