What is the most retarded thing you ever did?
One time I was in the woods holding a pocket knife and I swatted at a bug that landed on my face...with the hand that was holding the pocket knife. I only needed a couple stitches.
In a drunken fury, I once got in an R2D2 cooler that rolled and let my friends push me down a steep downward street in town. It toppled on its side and I remained in it a surprising amount of time, then was spit out onto the pavement. Pictures for reference- This cooler- https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/7sMAAOSwqWNbQomJ/s-l300.jpg - https://img.letgo.com/images/99/53/80/be/995380be311f9926a899b9ca4e7237d1.jpeg?impolicy=img600 On a street similar to this- |