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 What is the worst way to die? (18)

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What is the worst way to die?

I have a couple that come to mind. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_slicing, then eaten alive of course, some kind of disease like Ebola or typhoid. Anything slow. Bullet to the head would be preferred or dying while asleep, maybe even a good concoction of sleeping pills and a favorite drink. Just not slow. One universal truth is that we don't know what is going to happen when we die and in my opinion the less time we have to think about it during the transition the better.

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4 points

How about being beaten to death with flaccid cocks, I'm sure on top of being slow it would also be humiliating.

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That or a Columbian necktie with a photo sent out to your family

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Imagine being locked in a room. Water is slowly rising. To open the door, there is a custom made keypad. each key is a certain word, and you have to assemble Rick's Hit single never gonna give you up. Or better known as the infamous "Rick Roll". What makes this agitating is that each button is not labeled. And that you have waterproof headphones taped to your head. playing is a Remix medley of Party in the USA, and Justin beibers Baby. Just loud enough to where it is hard to hear the keypad, but quiet enough to where you can just barely hear it. As the water slowly rises, various things will be added. 1 Pirhana, oil, lit matches, sea urchins, angry scuba gnome in banana suit with first aid incase you try to kill yourself, and finally one of your ex lovers is there, laughing all the while.

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2 points

...she's having sex with your best friend and looks amazing. The gnome comes by in his scuba suit every couple minutes and pulls out some leg hair then punches you in the nuts, but you can't see him because the oil is on fire.

That's the best, you win.

Side: Flaccid cock bludgeoning

A headache which slowly increases in intensity until your eyes and ears start to bleed, followed by a breakdown of superficial cellular material, the decay of bone marrow, the shrinking of the lungs, a heating of the blood and a drastic increase in core temperature - all of which occur in a desert, under the gaze of a blisteringly hot sun, which heats the sand to scorching. At least that's what I plan to do to Qymosabi now, I'll undoubtedly come up with worse as time goes by.

Side: Melting
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He is a seriously deluded little shit. .

Side: Melting
2 points

Having honey smeared over the entire body, which is then placed in an excruciatingly humid location. Insects would then descend upon said body and, whilst eating the honey, would eat the body as well. The person is kept alive for an extended period via water and bread.

Side: Melting
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Well, there's this method of torture I read about once. However I took it and added to it.

The idea is that you have a man strapped to a table, and there is a plastic surgeon who without anesthetic slowly removes your limbs. You don't die from bloodloss or infection because this is a professional surgeon, who has the technology to keep you clean and alive.

Eventually all your limbs are gone, and now the surgeon works on removing your defining characteristics, your facial features. Your identity is slowly stripped away and you see the end product, a monster whom you do not know, that is you.

This is allowed to burn into your memory for a while. Next your eyes and ability to hear is removed. You are then left to commit suicide somehow but you can't without help, and there is no euthanasia. You must die of old age, or any of the perils that will easily befall someone in your condition, like dog attacks or being hurt by people afraid of you. All of this while you can see and hear nothing, and just have your monster form burned into your memory.

Side: Melting

Good Lord! That's horrible! Why didn't I think of that?

Side: Melting
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That is horrible!!! What the Hell were you reading .

Side: Melting
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That is horrible!!! What the Hell were you reading .

A novel of a fictional serial killer, plus some inspiration from an actual serial killer's "blog" posted on freenet so that cops couldn't trace him, plus well, I can be quite sadistic.

Side: Melting
1 point

Being tied up and left in an uninhabited area, thus dying from lack of water.

Side: Lack of Water
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Ever heard of a guy called the Ice man? Used to be a hitman for the mob. Probably killed hundreds of people. One of the things he used to do to the people that really pissed off the bosses was tie them to a tree in the woods, turn on a video camera and come back a couple of days later. I'm not sure what he put on them but they would get eaten alive by rats. Then he'd go home and watch the videos. That's pretty sadistic. Remind me never to get involved with organized crime. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5740692213665972395

Side: Lack of Water

Being eaten and digested by Yoshi is obviously the worst way to die.

Side: Lack of Water
1 point

Bit quick though. .

Side: Lack of Water

how about die of shock. does n't know how much time it takes and remain shaking till one guy beats on the head with a wooden plank and says 'yeppeeee' only to see the victim dead

Side: Lack of Water
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you wake up one morning to find at that you turned black(sorry if this offends black people) overnight there is nothing that you can do to get rid of it you go to your kitchen and your mother looks at you and then hates you because your black you then run outside and everyone is pointing at you and yelling "FLAT,FLAT,FLAT" over and over so you steal a car and start driving when you get hit by a giant petrol tanker and end up in a coma.when you wake up you die of shock because you see flames burning everywhere (petrol from petroltanker caught light) and you see the petrol tanker, which actually belongs to shell garage but someone is standing in front of the "s"

Side: Lack of Water
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How about death like an ancient mariner; surrounded by water but not being able to drink it due to its saline concentration

Side: Lack of Water