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 What's the Craziest Sh*t You've Found Yourself Doing? (104)

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What's the Craziest Sh*t You've Found Yourself Doing?

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3 points

I looked out my kitchen window and saw five brown chickens in my back yard and I was all, WTF? My neighbor's chickens got loose and my other neighbor's dog was going nuts so I attempted to wrangle the chickens back to their yard.... yeah, wrangling chickens is impossible, those fuckers went every different direction. I just gave up and now they're wandering around in the woods behind my house. FML

I jumped off a roof into a built-in pool, head first, and almost hit the cement by 2 inches ;)

Sitara(11080) Clarified
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WHY?! o.O

Because the other kids jumped off the roof and there were no bridges around ;)

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STFU! I had my pool filled in two years ago but some drunken friend of mine used to jump off the second story of my house several times... once he came very close to hitting the diving board. (but he didn't jump head first yo)

After work, I would drive at 120 MPH in the wee hours of the morning in order to induce an adrenaline rush that would keep me awake so that I wouldn't get into a horrible automobile accident. ;)

I used to work for a company that offered the thrill of bungee jumping and this chic changed her mind at the last minute and she grabbed onto the edge and was just dangling there. I reacted quickly and grabbed her wrists and started pulling her up. Our eyes met and I said, "Long live the king." and let go of her ;)

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Uwah! I managed to sew my top to my arm and have a series of little holes from where I had to rip it free. It looks like how in gangster films people have little scars on their arms from injecting drugs. Would "I swear I'm innocent, officer! I sewed myself to my top!" cut it, or should I wear long sleeves?

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Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery... or so I've heard.

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I usually sew things to my fingers... I'm just hoping my arm won't get infected with something horrible.

I met this wonderful girl at my friend's sister's funeral but she left before I had a chance to ask her for her phone number in order to ask her out so I killed my friend in the hopes that she would attend his funeral and I would thus get a second chance ;)

I found a big toe at the scene of a horrific accident so I called a tow truck ;)

Not getting an abortion .

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No... now you won't feel that way for long. :D

shoutoutloud(4303) Clarified
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Even though I will love my baby, it is still a crazy thing I did.

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I remember I was sick one day and Lizzie had pulled a prank on me. So I sneezed in her face and coughed on her. (Surprisingly she didn't get sick.) So I decided to get everybody sick. I tried to sneeze on her bird but it flew and pooped on my face. So I ran around the house with a broom and tried to kill the bird and Lizzie saw me and grabbed her bird. I forgot I was wearing a robe and it fell off while I was trying to get the bird while I had poop on my face. My family just awkwardly left the room.

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Wait so you were naked? Interesting...

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The imagery goes downhill when you realize she had poop on her face...

Yep. Dont ever do what I did.

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Hellno did you come up with this while taking a dump? ;)

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No, I came up with it when I was chasing goddam chickens around my backyard. (although I did take an unproductive dump a few minutes earlier... unproductive in that I didn't come up with any ideas for debates, not that I didn't create a liberal, because I did)

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Hellno you always crack me up with theses type of debates. So did you ever get those chickens out?

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I once ran across a golf course naked...

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This does not surprise me... for some reason.

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I've done crazier shit lol.

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I ran across a golf course dressed as an Arab Sheikh, my mates were dressed as a Viking and a Monk

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Lol was it on Halloween?

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Yowza! ;)

Centifolia(1319) Clarified
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May I ask if you have a picture or a video of it?

I can ask my boss to give you a full pledge movie adaptation

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No, I don't... you goddamn puppy-punching-parent-poisoner!

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Drinking while taking my meds. Yikes. In the meantime, beer goes good with fruit juice.

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It's supposed to be something you couldn't believe you found yourself doing... not your everyday routine. ;)

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You crack me up, now give me a pina colada. Wine is for pansies. ;)

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Oh god you sooooo don't want to know...

In fact that's a silly thing to say because I don;'t know what you want to know or not, I don't know your interests...

1 point

Talk to me Jungelson, talk to me.

Jungelson(3959) Clarified
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About what exactly?

Well when I was little I used to dip my oreos in mayo and loved it for awhile.

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Ewww, that's gross bro, that's gross.

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Three words: Frozen French Fries

It had to be only one kind of mayo as well.

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I've done loads of crazy shit normally for dares or bets, I'm known as someone you don't dare to do something unless your serious cos I don't refuse dares, I've run down the road naked a few times, spent the night in a nightclub in thigh length high heeled boots, borrowed a flag from a golf course whilst dressed as a Sheikh, stripped at a party to a roomful of strangers, eaten live bugs as the warm up act for my mates band, pole danced on a tube train whilst dressed as Satan and that's all I'm admitting to at the moment

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Wait... are you a woman?

TheAshman(2299) Disputed
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Nope, what made you think that?

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1 point

I've got a list a mile long but the absolute craziest...in terms of stupid......thing I have ever done was sticking 22 rounds in to the ends of straws and throwing them off the top of a building into a parking lot.

DISCLAIMER THIS IS NOT A COOL OR FUNNY THING TO DO AND YOU COULD VERY LIKELY END UP HURTING SOMEONE AND GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME IF YOU TRY THIS. DO NOT TRY THIS

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Ha! Caught you motherfucker! I've been working on this case undercover for a while now and you've finally admitted to it... unless, of course you were already caught... in which case, this joke doesn't work... so, nevermind... but seriously, wtf? Lol

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Statute of limitation :) I'm talking about stuff I did long ago in my wild days 13-19

I got in my share of trouble. I have a "less crazy" thing I did get caught for as a juvenile (damn snitches!) that is actually a capital offense. I was good at not looking devious and being given second chances but I was locked up for every birthday (though I was in and out of correctional facilities) from 14-19 I had zero respect for other peoples property, and never felt the slightest bit guilty for the things I did (well maybe a couple of times) I was a flat out crook until about age 19

As soon as I got off chemotherapy, I just decided I was going to do whatever I could get away with.

I am not quite the risk taker I once was. I am boring now :)

Its not funny, but will you believe me if I said that I abused my pets and poisoned my parents?

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That's really fucked up. I'm going to bring it up every time we debate from now on.

For example:

Centifolia- Atheism is wrong.

Me- Who are you to say it's wrong, you pet-abusing-parent-poisoner!?

Basically, all of your arguments are going to be invalid from now on.

Centifolia(1319) Disputed
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I would love to hear that from someone who ran across a golf course....naked

Sitara(11080) Disputed
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All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. -Romans 3:23

Sitara(11080) Clarified
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I just you not. I was abusive to my mother and pets. Not any more though.

I was so afraid that terrorists would put LSD into our water supply in order to freak everyone out to the point that they would jump off buildings that I started building up my resistance to the stuff ;)

I once woke up in a morgue and scared the hell out of the guy that was about to perform an autopsy on me ;)

Once, I was a member of this debate site and I managed to accumulate 28812 points and..., wait... ;)

In my opinion, it was when I found myself doing something an actual lunatic would do.

I had an argument with myself once, and I kind of lost.

In realizing this is about wild stories, I have another.

I was sitting at a pool part (can't swim) watching all of the other people who can enjoying the slide, in the deep part. I didn't want to just watch, so I went and tried the slide....knowing I can't swim.

In high school my friend and I got so drunk that he passed out. So I drove him home so that he wouldn't be late for dinner and get in trouble. I don't remember driving but he got in trouble for being drunk and I ended up throwing up bile because I had nothing to eat and my stomach was empty ;)

I once had sex with a real live girl but just before I came I had to put the binoculars down so that I could grab some tissues so I never got see the expression on her face ;)

One time, during an argument on a debate on this site, I thought I was wrong but it turned out I was mistaken ;)

I had a dog named Dee-Oh-Gee. When people asked me how I spelled that I would tell them D-o-g. ;)

I had a dog named whatdog. When people asked what was my dog's name I would say, What dog? ;)

I had 2 dogs. One was named damit and the other one was named Jesus Christ. I would say stuff like, Damit sit down! And Jesus Christ stop making so much noise! ;)

My GF accused me of forgetting her name..., I said, it's babe, isn't it? ;)

One time I was so drunk I asked a cop if he would draw my chalk outline on the sidewalk if I laid down ;)

I once got slapped by a fat woman because I grabbed and tugged on the hem of her moomoo (dress) in order to free it from the crack of her ass ;)

One time I was so drunk I let a blind person drive me home because I made him my designated driver. He drove by braille ;)

I'm no good at story telling...so yeah..I somehow ended up smashing mailboxes with some of my friends...with an ax. So we are driving around and see a huge mailbox...my friend tells me it's my turn...so i get out of the car reluctantly...i hit the mailbox once...barley left a dent...soo i wanted to hit again...before i had a chance to hit it i noticed my friends driving off...so i take off at full speed after them(around 20mph cuz i got dat nigga speed) and as i reach the car my friend slams on the break and i crash into the door i left open...knocking me flat on my back...i blacked out for a split second, but hurriedly hopped into the car. The whole right side of my body was numb...

This was in a small town were there was absolutely nothing fun for teens to do and filled with your stereotypical red-necks.....so yeah

Flush an public toilet with my feet! Intense beyond comprehension.-----------

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I've done a lot of crazy things in my short life time.... I think the craziest thing, though, that we did was to have a mop fight with one another...... Oh... and they were dowsed in kerosine and on fire.... while on an abandoned road with forests on both of our sides.... they were also stolen mops... and then some lady decided to try and call the cops on us... hahahaha we just ran away and lit our kerosine container on fire.

I'm not even joking..... This is a real story.

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Oh, and then there was that one time when my friend took a dump in my teacher's yard....

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And that one time we went drifting in a parking lot, getting up to 80 mph, and not wearing seat belts... with the windows down.... I almost died that time to be completely honest.

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I was watching cable Tv and got depressed so I went and took karate,then I wanted to use my karate,After that I turned into the fist of goodness,then I ran along rooftops.After I ran along rooftops I fell into a dinner party. :D