Which band name is better ?
Im gonna one up "natalie portmans shaved head" in the name department with..... "Tom cruise´s gay penis"
which one is better?
Natalie Portmans shaved head
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Tom Cruise´s Gay Penis
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I love that you guys dont seem to be joking when you talk about it being offensive to gays - If anything I would think only Tom Cruise would find it offensive - because of his claims that he isnt gay (obviously untrue) Gays would probably cheer if he (along with his penis) would come out of the closet If someone would find this offensive, it wouldnt be me vs gay guys - it would be me vs overly sensitive and selfrighteous guys who happen to be gay Side: Tom Cruise´s Gay Penis
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Sorry I can't go with either of those but I think Kirstie Alley's Cottage Cheese Ass might be more appropriate for a band name right now. Whatcha Think? Poor thing...it's not her fault she's a tubby tuba...the fault lies in her refrigerator and the chain that broke loose. Uh-Huh!!! Side: Kirstie Alleys Cottage Cheese Ass
At least Natalie Portman looked hot with a shaved head, therefore, making this "name" true. How can a penis be gay? How can Tom Cruise's penis be gay? He's been married to some pretty hot ladies...twice...or 3x..or something...and made some pretty cute kids. Thus, this side wins. The end. Side: Natalie Portmans shaved head
Alot of gay guys have children and girlfriends (many times very hot ones). And why I am so sure?: the incredibly unconvincing overacting he did on the oprah show, trying to convince people he was happy - you can see it in his eyes that he is not: he smiles alot but his eyes never smile along with his mouth. Side: Tom Cruise´s Gay Penis
Hey! His overreaction on Oprah still doesn't exclaim that he's "gay." I'm pretty sure most celebrities aren't happy; it's a shitty life having no privacy. Maybe his reaction was his way to "vent." Or maybe he's just crazy that he had balls to act that way on Oprah to begin with. None of it still makes him "gay." I think there's a different word you should be aiming for... Side: Natalie Portmans shaved head
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This might be the most ingeneous band name I've ever heard, but I heard tom cruise sues people over this kind of thing, like all the time. btw, why is calling a gay guy's penis gay an insult to gays if it is gay? Unless he's gay but his penis isn't... Wait, I think my lawyers trying to call me. Side: Tom Cruise´s Gay Penis
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