The idea of Natalie Portman shaving is quite amazing.

And, the other name is offensive towards gays and will get GLAAD into a bitch fit.

Well, they both suck incredibly. But this one is more random. It's also more clever, sounds like some immature teenager made up the latter.

I also think "Tom Cruise's Gay Penis" is a bit too offensive toward gays and I would never have that name because of that.

Besides think about how gay it sounds to say "I'm going to see Tom Cruise's Gay Penis in concert tonight!!!" ;)

Hard core.

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Sorry I can't go with either of those but I think Kirstie Alley's Cottage Cheese Ass might be more appropriate for a band name right now. Whatcha Think?

Poor thing...it's not her fault she's a tubby tuba...the fault lies in her refrigerator and the chain that broke loose. Uh-Huh!!!

At least Natalie Portman looked hot with a shaved head, therefore, making this "name" true. How can a penis be gay? How can Tom Cruise's penis be gay? He's been married to some pretty hot ladies...twice...or 3x..or something...and made some pretty cute kids. Thus, this side wins. The end.

Obviously better. although I.d rather be a vegan than a scientologist... and rather kiss natalie than tom too

This might be the most ingeneous band name I've ever heard, but I heard tom cruise sues people over this kind of thing, like all the time.

btw, why is calling a gay guy's penis gay an insult to gays if it is gay? Unless he's gay but his penis isn't... Wait, I think my lawyers trying to call me.