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Ia! Cthulhu! Pastafarianism, man.
Debate Score:9
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 Cthulhu is not from mythology (2)
 
 Fhtagn (1)

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Which deity wins: Cthulhu or the FSM?

Elder Gods or Beer Volcanoes?

Ia! Cthulhu!

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Pastafarianism, man.

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Cthulhu isn't a deity ,he is one of the old ones that exist in necromancy, a person would know about necromancy if they red the necromanticon which was written by H.P Lovecraft

461 days ago | Tagged As: Cthulhu is not from mythology
- Nikobelia(143) Disputed
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You mean the Necrocomnicon? Which exists only within the series of books by Lovecraft? There's no such book in real life.

The Cthulhu mythos is fictional, therefore, Cthulhu itself is fictional. But he's an Elder God within that mythos, just as the FSM is a deity within his own mythologies.

457 days ago | Tagged As: Cthulhu is not from mythology
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I've been touched... by his noodley appendage.

522 days ago
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is benevolent, liberal, and offers pasta at services. What's not to like, man? On the other hand, Cthulhu has a nasty reputation for driving his followers insane or leading them to commit mass suicides after cruel pagan rituals. I know which side I'm on!

Supporting Evidence: His Church. (www.venganza.org)
522 days ago
- Cthulhu(51) Supported
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I've got to go with the FSM. If you worship Him, you'll have a happy life, followed by heaven with Beer Volcanoes and a stripper factory. Worship Me and you're liable to be arrested or sacrificed (if you follow my scriptures correctly), and your reward? You'll be eaten first, lessening the horrible tortures you experience when I awake. If I had a choice, I'd worship the FSM: I can say from experience he's a swell guy, and he doesn't spend most of his time asleep under the ocean.

522 days ago | Tagged As: Fhtagn
- Nikobelia(143) Supported
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EVEN CTHULHU DOESN'T SUPPORT HIMSELF, SEE?

(though that's kinda somewhat the point of the Lovecraft novels; the Elder Gods are forces of nature and they care not one whit about their pathetic followers. It's all about the essential bleakness of existence, ;_;. But the FSM will protect and comfort them with His Noodly Appendages, so it's all okay.)

522 days ago
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