Who is the better space cowboy?
Captain Malcolm Reynolds
Side Score: 19
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Han Solo
Side Score: 11
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Mal has to be the best Space Cowboy, because unlike Han Solo he has never been turned into a pussy by his creator. If Han Solo was still the guy who shot Guido first, then yes he is better, but since he isn't, and Mal has proven his utter ruthlessness on many occasions, he is the best space cowboy. Side: Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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Mal is a Big Damn Hero. On top of that, his awesome fighting sidekick River is easier to sneak into places that Chewie, and river could probably take Chewie in a fight, and Jayne has the angry-not-smart thing down pat. Honestly, it's a close thing though. Both have awesome ships and companions, great themesongs and make for exciting misadventures in space. I agree this should be a popularity contest, as there are other space cowboys out there who at least deserve an honourable mention. Side: Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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Wants to hump a galactic princess?..........................[√] Humps a galactic princess?.............................. Outruns Imperial-Class Star Destroyers with a YT-1300 freighter?............................. Helps destroy the Deathstar and Deathstar II?...........[√] Navigates an asteroid field against the odds?.............[√] Says "I know" when princess says "I love you"?..........[√] Is frozen in carbonite by Boba Fett?..........................[√] Kills Boba Fett while blind?................................. Is Harrison Ford?...................................... Says "Yee Haw!" like a cowboy?................................ Rides a Tonton and murders it like a cow boy?...........[√] Is called scruffy looking?............................... Is called a Nerf Herder?...................................... If that's not enough to make Han Solo the official bad-ass space cowboy let me know why not. Side: Han Solo
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