This side will certainly win, as that side will be brought down by semantics at every turn—those of us on this side can argue for this side and against that side, but those on that side must clarify every statement in favor of their side, so they do not appear to be arguing for this side.
That is a very good point. This side knows who we are voting for, but That side must always state which side "This" side (ex: right side/left side), in which they are referring to, actually is. Therefore, This side must win because That side will be too confused to put up an argument.
So what you're saying is that if you're arguing for this side, it's easier to not make a mistake, whereas if you're arguing for that side, it would make it's favorers have to think more before arguing? Well, I am glad that I have chosen the side that requires more brain power to argue for... and it's paying off. THAT SIDE FTW!
Touché. It could be pointed out here, however, that the titles at the top have been changed, and both are now labeled as "This side". So a "that side" cannot actually win at this point, being as it has ceased to exist. Which has also rendered my original argument (and a lot of everybody else's) completely pointless, oh well.
But then wouldn't it be that that side has ceased to exist while this side continues to prosper? Therefore, with both sides being "This Side", then no matter what this side will win. So that side has already lost! [;
You know what? Fucking thing SUCKS!
This side will keep its cool- that's why they are blue. They will not resort to personal attacks and will always treat debate as a game. This side is also more in touch with its peers- they refer to themselves as 'this' side, and everyone knows 'that' sounds condescending. 'This' always comes first when you use the expression 'this n' that.' That's because everyone knows it's better.
your picture rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
337 days ago | Tagged As: This side
However you overlook the fact that if a = b and b = c then a = c. Its basic algebra. or in other words. Since that side = this side and this side = this side, then this side = that side. So no matter what both sides lose and both sides win. Its a never ending royal of arguments that all have the same outcome. Therefore, all your arguments towards both sides are meaningless since this side and this side already won and lost because they are this side.
We of "That side" are more independent than all of you in "This side". We only call ourselves "That Side" because we know that we are not "This side"... we obviously see that there is something wrong with "This side" or we would be "This side" too. You only dislike "That side" because it's not "This side". Therefor, "That side" is exponentially superior.
Since when do you participate if "fun" debates? I thought you were all for stuffy "serious" debates. What gives? And what are you doing on "this side?" Get back on to your side which is "that side" over there --->
If only you knew the power of "That side". I am a very fun person with a brain that I like to use once in a while. Also, most of what I say here, I don't necessarily believe. I do it all for the sake of the argument, not for the sake of attention.
Obviously this side will win as it has now achieved "underdog" status and will appeal to the contrariness of our nature that lie within us all.
I hate being on the losing side so I'm switching to that side over there --->.
On the losing side again. Haha. And what a traitor!
Cool, true cerulean blue. That side has no clue.
This side is so much better than the other side. Obviously this side will win out in the end. Have you seen that side? How can they possibly win?
Before the debate was changed, the side that you are on was called "This side" as it is now, but the other side (the side right of your side) was called "That side". The change has rendered so many arguments useless... I think this debate is dead now. Welcome to createdebate.
This side may not win, but "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries," so at least we're not you.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries
116 days ago | Tagged As: Monty Python
i wave my private parts at your aunties.
175 days ago | Tagged As: This side
Let's try Zen! The side that will win is the side that will win.
OOOOO! just too good of an argument to pass up! [:
I will help this side win against this side! Either way, this side wins, and this side loses. Yay for paradoxes!
On "That side" it is always sunny and the grass is 100% greener...er.
The grass won't stay green if it never rains.
I never said it didn't rain, I said it's always sunny. Get your facts straight "This side"!!!
Sunny has a certain connotation that is agreed to by most people. If you meant to say that you get sunny showers, then you should have said so. Aside from that, I think your a "this side" wanna be. Why else would you spent so much time on "this side?"
So then you admit that your grass dies! so HA!
If it is always sunny then it never rains which means your grass cannot stay greener than ours because it rains over on this side. So ha!
I never said it didn't rain. I said sunny showers. In reality you can have more than two events overlap at the same time.
Oooh, I hate to favor your argument but it's too good. You scored!
My hamster wears mittens.
Oh I feel sorry for this side so I'll side with this side instead of that side.
This side, that side, you guys are giving me a head ache!
Why did people stop voting for this side? Are the people on that side so ornery that they wont even consider this side?
as i said before, the supreme reigning overlord told us we cant vote for your side...besides blue is old...
When did that side over there ---> become this side?
Whats whit all the fighting cant we all justs get along never mind it to boring blues sucks gor whatever color the other one is Ă„
337 days ago | Tagged As: This side
This is the stupidest debate I have ever seen. But it is fun to post on.
15 days ago | Tagged As: This side
both sides will have a fair score
282 days ago | Tagged As: This side
Once again, I must come to the rescue of this side. Wait.... we're down by that much?!?!? Holly crap!
282 days ago | Tagged As: This side
262 days ago | Tagged As: This side
261 days ago | Tagged As: This side
haha, we only need two more points to tie! lol
175 days ago | Tagged As: l
I lve this side ahahahha this debate is so funny it gets alot of debates.
156 days ago | Tagged As: This side
I must say in this argument it really is tempting to vote for the underdog. I think they still have a fighting chance! Go BLUE!
36 days ago | Tagged As: This side
Well, I'm really proud that I stuck to my guns and didn't switch sides (like I usually do) when this side was down. We are up and we be kicking butt!!! I guess those prolific and tenacious debaters on the other side got writer's cramp! HA!
492 days ago | Tagged As: this side all - the - way
This side is obviously going to win. I mean, look how much higher our score is!
374 days ago | Tagged As: This side
This side definatley because i just feel like voting on the side thats winning i also like pizza.
22 days ago | Tagged As: This side
See, here I am!. Blue is clearly the colour of royalty and therefore the blue side will win, because they control all of the land peasants need on which to grow their vegetables. Red non-royal peasants are all too dumb to resist the domination by governments they must pay to survive. Red is clearly the emotional and therefore necessarily irrational side.
We should start another debate on is it possible that this is the dumbest debate ever.
Oh come on, take a little time to have some fun. There's plenty of time for "real" debates later.
If my shoes have soles . . . where do they go when they die?
Most of the time, when your shoes die, that means that the soles wore out. If not then it's most likely into the trash can or into a dog's mouth.
Ever seen a red carpet? Then again... maybe I have been watching too many chick flicks.
Boy, the people on that side are prolific, tenacious debaters.
This side will win as it has me on it!
Haha. Or, as it seems, not. :-P
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Has anyone else noted that the blue side is the only side that can win. Obviously if blue is "this side" then arguing that "that side" will win implies that the blue side will win. Thus blue triumphs over orange. Yet even this seems to be a gap in logic since the orange side is winning. Ah the tangled web we weave.
"This side" and "That side" are only algebraic aliases. "This side" stands for the left side of the argument, and "That side" stands for the right side. It's like "X" vs. "Y" (but since both are more similar than dissimilar, I think it's more correct to be "S" vs. "s") Now, as I've noticed, there are a lot of people here making the mistake of not putting these names into the correct context. This side means something completely different than "This side", so what they say is meaningless to the argument... though it is fun to read. "That side" is rocking "This side"'s world.
My pants are hairy and Jesus stole my socks.
why would jesus need socks? i mean like if he wants to walk on water wouldn't his socks get wet? oh! burn!
However you overlook the fact that if a = b and b = c then a = c. Its basic algebra. or in other words. Since that side = this side and this side = this side, then this side = that side. So no matter what both sides lose and both sides win. Its a never ending royal of arguments that all have the same outcome. Therefore, all your arguments towards both sides are meaningless since this side and this side already won and lost because they are this side.
No matter how hard you fight, "This", "That Side" is always right -->.
This side will win because I just gave it 11 points.
That side is colored-coded as red/orange. We all know this is the color of passion. That side will be much more deliberate and passionate and will ultimately win this debate. Plus, when you get that side started they never stop. That's why they are the color of fire- because they get on fire and make solid argument after solid argument.
Obviously you are dyslexic or colorblind, as you are arguing on the orange/red side. This side FTW!
This side will win. And by this side, I mean that side, not this side. ok.
This (that) side obviously has no idea what the fuck they're (the) doing...
"This Side", stay on that side where you belong... <------ over there.
I am on that side! You mean this side?
Nonono, follow the arrow. <----- Stay to the left of "That side". This is impossible to explain if you are like a Windows OS, and have syntax errors.
Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue.
I hope it's this side : )
This is blasphemy, this is madness!!!
you see, this side has the aura of the KUNG FU PANDA! (notice his shorts are the same color-ish as our side) this side will do whatever it takes to be the winner of this debate. if that means assassinating you all we probably wont be there but the thought still is... our side also has the feng shui that all super sides have...such as our warm apparently happy color that is the supreme reigning overlord of this side. (google: orange). so you see we have a supreme reigning overlord who tells us what we should do, without saying anything at all!! HENCE our side is awesome!!
175 days ago | Tagged As: This side
282 days ago | Tagged As: This side
No the side in which that side cowars from hence being the side in which you did not post for being opposed to will win. quite simple
281 days ago | Tagged As: l
175 days ago | Tagged As: This side
The blue side will fail, even with it's scheming semantics.
this side because i cbf going with sad blue
475 days ago | Tagged As: pizza
Gotta go with the underdog.
486 days ago | Tagged As: this side all - the - way
340 days ago | Tagged As: This side
This side since they have more points.
HAHA! this side has more points than this side now! so ha ha! you shall not win (throws staff down like gandalf)! WHOOO!
Its penut butter jelly time!
we're not losing this side just yet.
261 days ago | Tagged As: This side
Well im right handed, im a republican, I think right sounds good.
337 days ago | Tagged As: This side
This debate ends: Never so neather side will win, ever. I think an ending date would have been cool.
337 days ago | Tagged As: none can win
282 days ago | Tagged As: This side
Orange ''side'' for the win ! :D
260 days ago | Tagged As: This side
Orange is a far superior colour to blue. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
192 days ago | Tagged As: This side
This side will win. The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible.
156 days ago | Tagged As: This side
This side looks good to me. I think it should win. Although is looks like it's going to lose to the blue side. Because blue side usually stands for 'yes'.
36 days ago | Tagged As: This side
This side(red) will win, because i will sabotage the other side's arguments with obviously superficial and flawed arguments muhahahahahhhhh!. Edit: Look! The infiltration worked! I have even planted bold lettering to further the blue cause by helping people spot deliberately flawed or unsupported arguments. Including the peasant's very visible "we can't do anything because no-one else is doing anything" argument premised on the false notion that anti-establishment activists all know about all other anti-establishment activism despite their inadequate underfunded and persecuted communications networks and dispelled by Ghandi's advice to "become the change you want to see in the world". I also threw in the emotions necessarily lead to irrationality argument, which ignores the power of emotion to motivate rationality. Long live emotion, long live resistance to tyrants and long live red resistance in the face of blue oppression! PS. I am not a communist, but a Georgist.
Consider also blue's first argument that "debate is always a game" and you should "never attack the person". Some positions are dangerous. People should most definitely have attacked Hitler for his murderous anti-Judaism BEFORE he started carrying out the massacres. Blue's first argument demonstrates pathetic ignorance of the serious implications of debate. Debate creates understanding. Without understanding you'll always be a slave. It is NO game. Typical decadent blue side argument. Dangerous. and "PolicyDebate" the individual SHOULD be attacked for the real world consequences of his dangerous beliefs.
339 days ago | Tagged As: This side
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