So you are only half corporatist?
You have a very simple minded and biased view of what it means to be a conservative, which I am not in the first place. I don't fit on your puny political spectrum, don't be so judgemental and make wild accusations when you don't know the views of the person you are accusing, and you don't even know how the political spectrum works.
You must love money more than people.
Money is a social construct, people are real. I care about real things like people more than I care about made up things like money and God. You love an invisible creature in the sky that you can't even be sure of the existence of more than you love people. And you only care about people because you think the invisible creature will burn you if you don't.
Torture for shits and giggles?
It's torture to listen to your stupid shit, I'll tell you that much.
Forcing rape victims to give birth?
No, go fuck yourself.
Gun violence
No. I think that as long as other people have guns I should be able to have a gun, but an ideal world would be one where no one needs a gun. I don't think it's logical to worry about citizens having guns when the most dangerous, megalomaniacal people on earth have drones and nukes AND guns. Let's take that shit from every government on earth then we can talk about citizens guns.
war mongerers
I think war is counter productive and uncivilized.
fucking disabled people in the ass
I assume you don't mean that literally. No, I don't want disabled people to be fucked in the ass...unless they're into that sort of thing. Stop lumping me in with every stereotype you have in your head about conservatives, I am not a conservative or a progressive, I am something entirely beyond anything that has ever been the status quo on this planet. I won't bother to reply if you keep making such ignorant blanket statements about everything and being so fucking polarized with your black and white thinking.
PS there is an invisible gnome urinating on you at all times, you can't see it, you can't feel it, but a gnome is peeing on your very soul and you are covered in soul pee.