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 Why do they call it "morning wood?" (6)

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Why do they call it "morning wood?"

Morning Wood
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Probably because in the morning you say, "Good morning..., wood!"

BTW, can they make a chair out of morning wood? Cause I bet lots of women would love to sit on morning wood before work.

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LMFAO...I just adore your snse of the absurd Joe! I've heard it described in many ways, such as "pitching a tent" in which there can be all manner of surprise and early morning fun!

Side: Provocative

Well, it's like I always say, "If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."

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"Mr. Burgendy you have a HUGE erection."

"Oh! So it appears I do. I'm just going to go walk this off.......Woa! Look out!"

Side: Ron Burgendy

did you ever think they called it morning wood because a boner is always referred to as hard as wood and it is there in the morning. ill let you ponder on that one.

Side: morning wood
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Simply because it's in the morning, and it's that time of day where you pull off a danger wank, and wood is dangerous. Yep, sounds legit to me :)

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