World Leaders will now enjoy Motel 6 at G-7 Summit. Democrats should like that.
In a rare move, President Trump has reversed course and canceled plans to hold the 2020 G-7 Summit at the Trump National Doral in Miami. The leaders of the world’s seven most advanced economies will instead be staying at the Motel 6, 15 miles outside of Tallahassee.
The world leaders will now be able to enjoy the Motel’s free cable TV service, plus a complimentary breakfast in the lobby annex. Responding to the announcement, Germany’s Angela Merkel said she hoped they would have those miniature blueberry muffins, which she enjoyed so much last time she was there.
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