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If you have more wives than teeth. You might be a terrorist. ;)

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You might be a terrorist. ;)

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You might be a terrorist. ;)

If you find this offensive or racist, You might be a terrorist. ;)

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You might be a terrorist. ;)

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You might be a terrorist. ;)

If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You might be a terrorist. ;)

If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your underwear. You might be a terrorist. ;)

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You might be a terrorist. ;)

If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You might be a terrorist. ;)

If you're covered in black, and live in the hottest country on the plane you might be a terrorist.