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 You're stuck on a desert island... (12)

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You're stuck on a desert island...

You're stuck on a small desert island with one CD memeber of your choice, the only things on the island are a palm tree and five coconuts. You have the additional choice of having a gun with a single bullet or a watermelon. What do you do?

 

I prmoise I'm not high... just bored :P 

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What do I do? I would do Saurbaby and the watermelon..., wait... ;)

2 points

Okay... Saur will be the one CD member (obviously, everyone will say the same thing) I'll take the watermelon so I can plant the seeds... also I'll try to grow a couple more coconut trees with the coconuts... as for this "palm tree"? You didn't say what kind it is? Does it provide coconuts? Dates?

Wait.... on second thought scratch all that! Give me the gun so I can kill myself.

You didn't say what kind it is? Does it provide coconuts? Dates?

Condoms. Edible condoms.

Let your imagination run rampant ;)

1 point

O. K. Are you sure you aren't high? (Also, this is my 6000 point argument! Woot!)

2 points

Well who are my female options?

Saur... or Ismaila... tricky one ;)

Now, I'm pretty sure that with a few palm leaves, some coconuts, and a watermelon, I could craft a flying machine. All I need is some macaroni and glitter.

And I'd save the gun and bullet for a while. After all, it's never good to blow your load with a lady too early ;)

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I'm going to assume that you guys are choosing me because you need a woman to reproduce the island, yes?

To be honest, I don't who I'd choose. None of you have shown any survival knowledge for me to decide on.

But I'd choose the gun because it's easier to find fruits, berries, or anything similar than it is to kill an animal. And I want at least one bullet for the first kill before I have to actually work for my food.

And by working for my food, I mean forcing whatever guy is with me to get the food :)

I'm going to assume that you guys are choosing me because you need a woman to reproduce the island, yes?

I actually get the sneaking suspicion some other users think you're the only female on here :P

1 point

It feels that way most days :(

I would bring Saurbaby (not the actual one, but the impostor from Liechtenstein) and I would choose the watermelon so I could use it to attract the African rescue team.

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I guess whoever is the hottest woman is so maybe 101kakisha and the watermelon to plant seeds IDK the rest