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funniest pick-up lines you ever heard.

haha this should be interesting.
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okay, so here's the deal: one of my best friends had a sudden urge to make a story on fictionpress, and she wanted to use funny pick-up lines for chapter titles.

so what's the funniest you've ever heard or dished out ?


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If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :P

Posted 113 days ago
- pic altarion(793) Favored
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Of course not! ;p

Posted 111 days ago
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"That shirt is very becoming on you.

Then again, if I were on you I would be coming too."

...it was funny in high school anyway :)

Posted 114 days ago | Tagged As: Becoming
- pic tonicole(627) Favored
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haha that IS pretty funny.

Posted 114 days ago
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Is that material felt? (as I rub it and her) Well, now it is ;)

Posted 114 days ago
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Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Well..., I guess a blow job is out of the question."

Posted 113 days ago
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Now that is HILARIOUS!!!!

Posted 113 days ago
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okay, so here's the deal: one of my best friends had a sudden urge to make a story on fictionpress, and she wanted to use funny pick-up lines for chapter titles.

so what's the funniest you've ever heard or dished out ?

i'm not gonna put all the funny ones i've heard (especially cuz the funniest ones are rather inappropriate), but here's one:

"hi, my name is [name], but you can call me tonight."

let me know yours. ;P

Posted 114 days ago
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Just so you know, this is Joe Calvary's dream debate :)

Posted 113 days ago
- pic tonicole(627) Favored
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glad to be of service ! :P

Posted 113 days ago
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Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

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"Hi. Are those space pants you're wearing? Because that a$$ is out of this world!"

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- pic tonicole(627) Favored
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ahahahaha. niice. ;P

Posted 113 days ago
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Catch her eye and and aproach her. When you get there say, "I was trying to think of a pick up line on my way here but...., I got nothing." and smile.

Posted 113 days ago
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heard this a fair bit: my socks are having a party and your pants are invited down

Posted 110 days ago
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"excuse me miss, but do you happen to raise chickens, because you sure know how to raise a cock."

Posted 95 days ago
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"Excuse me, miss... May I taste you?"

Posted 114 days ago | Tagged As: Taste
- pic tonicole(627) Favored
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what the eff, someone actually said that ? HAHAHA.

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Did it work? Did you let him taste you?

Posted 110 days ago
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A lady never licks and tells. ;)

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I must be asleep cause you're the woman of my dreams.

Posted 114 days ago
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Is it hot in here or is it you?

Posted 113 days ago
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Guy: (walks up to random girl) Hey baby.

Girl: Excuse me?

Guy: It's me! from last night! remember?

Girl: I have no idea who you are. . .

Guy: Remember? You got drunk and I had my way with you.

Girl: What are you talking about? I've never seen you before in my life!

Guy: Alright, well if you don't remember me then I'll let you be.

Girl: Thank you.

Guy: (takes off ear-piece for his cell phone and looks at the girl) Hey. Wanna go out some time?

:p

Posted 111 days ago | Tagged As: Becoming
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lol!!!!! i love it so much lol!

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heard: are you a fine? [what], cos u got FINE written all over you

Posted 110 days ago
- pic tonicole(627) Favored
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i believe it's "girl, you must be a parking ticket; you got fine written all over you."

lmfao i've literally heard that to my face like 4 times.

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Heard: baby, somebody better call god, cos he's missing an angel

Posted 110 days ago
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heard: excuse me, i think you have something in your eye, nope, its just a sparkle

Posted 110 days ago | Tagged As: Mirror
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Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can definitely see myself in your pants

Posted 114 days ago | Tagged As: Mirror
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How about some fries with that shake?

Posted 113 days ago
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