i do bad things
I smoke and leave the toilet seat up.
I do not remember which comedian pointed it out, but leaving the toilet seat up is a sign to the female cohabitant that she can rest easy that it was not pissed on.
That makes it virtuous.
I would argue that if we accept that smoking is bad, you balance it out with the service of leaving the toilet seat up.
The real question is do you floss?