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The Fisherman One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family. "You aren't going to catch many fish that way," said the businessman to the fisherman, "you should be working rather than lying on the beach!" The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, "And what will my reward be?" "Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!" was the businessman's answer. "And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman, still smiling. The businessman replied, "You will make money and you'll be able to buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!" "And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman again. The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman's questions. "You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to work for you!" he said. "And then what will my reward be?" repeated the fisherman. The businessman was getting angry. "Don't you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world, and let all your employees catch fish for you!" Once again the fisherman asked, "And then what will my reward be?" The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, "Don't you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won't have a care in the world!" The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, "And what do you think I'm doing right now?" Your debates are a joke so I posted a joke from the internet. Side: no
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...The rich man paused, smiled, and nodded. "You don't understand," said the rich man. "I mean you could sit back, relax, and enjoy the sun and waves and breeze with beautiful women, one on each arm and feeding you grapes and cheese. You could buy this whole beach, hire servants to tend it, and keep this natural beauty all to yourself. See those other boats penning in your own and blocking your view? You could kick them all out. And when it strikes your fancy to take a break from this harbor, you could hop on a plane at a moment's notice, fly to some other exotic oceanside paradise, and buy that, too. You could have anything you wanted at the snap of your fingers. That's what you'd do then." The fisherman took the pipe from his mouth and let his jaw slacken from the vision. "You're right!" the fisherman said. "I've been wasting all this time. Excuse me, sir! I have some fishing to do!" With that, he scrambled out of his chair and scurried away. -From rinkworks.coms collection, 'Pea Soup for the Cynics Soul' Side: yes
No. I don't want to anymore than I want to debate whether your grandma should be allowed to shit on the mouth of your dead granddad. It is vile and o don't want to talk about it. Are you going to continue to try and force us all to? If we want to debate that topic then we will use the topics already created. I have debated with you a little on it and that's enough. Side: no
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