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 when man was still a little swimmy thing, and what he is now (11)

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when man was still a little swimmy thing, and what he is now

First I was a tadpole, long and thin
Then I was a frog with my tail tucked in
Then I was a monkey, hanging from a tree,
Now I'm a professor with a PhD.

  Thanks preacher Tony Hutson for that, you can find him on youtube....try not to crash the web by all rushing to the site at once
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An inaccurate biological description of our Evolution.

Man was never "a monkey swinging from a tree."

Rather, the we and the great apes shared a common ancestor millions of years ago. There IS a difference. Period.

Umm....we were never tadpoles either.

Whoever wrote that shit has no chance to ever get a PhD in ANY science unless he ramps up his Evolution education by several orders of magnitude.

Maybe he should major in Poetry, or Literature?

Oh...I got it!

Theology!

It's perfect, since you don't have to prove anything in that field and can be wrong all you want and attack science for daring to contravene your books of fables.

Thanks.

SS

Saintnow(3684) Clarified
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The PhD was in the little swimmy thing, after a few millions or billions of years it came out. The poem simplifies evolution and will it can be seen as mocking evolution, it still is true to evolutionary belief.

So you add all kinds of details between the events portrayed in the song. So your details use "ancestral primate" instead of monkey. It looked like some kind of monkey, bit or small, ape or orangutan or gargantuan or bigfoot or cromagnum or whatever. It's close enough to say it was a monkey. I suppose if you insist, the word "monkey" in the poem could be changed to "primate".

The truth had to be proved to me before I believed it. The fact that you refuse proof does not mean proof is not available. If you find the truth, it will change your life, change you, cause you to hate sin in your own heart and be opposed to it everywhere. You don't want proof because you don't want God telling you what you should or should not do no matter how I testify that life is much better when lived in obedience to Him, trusting His promises and seeing His hand of blessing in my life leading me through death into life everlasting. Real hope, my friend, so strong it compels me to move forward and storm the gates of Hell no matter how much the enemy throws at me trying to keep it's people chained while I try to show them how they can be free.

Saintnow(3684) Disputed
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All you have to do to get a PhD in science is parrot whatever they tell you and write a few papers. I couldn't do it in secular college, wasting my time and money listening to their evolutionary beliefs. People could go a lot farther in science if they weren't wasting time pumping and pushing evolution.

Ignoramis(381) Disputed Banned
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Evolution isn't a belief, it is a fact. We can witness it on a bacterial level on a petri dish. We witness it with selective plant breeding and dog breeding. It has been proven via the scientific method.

Everything you have around you is due to the scientific method ... not religion.

All religion has done in the past is impede expression of free speech. One such example is what happened with Galileo.

Also, with regards to Rosie O'Donald not being a mean person, here is what she did to piss off Donald Trump: https://youtu.be/64YhFQ99a-c

You are so biased, as to think that all girls that get attacked verbally, do nothing to instigate it. You clearly do not have much experience dealing with "Cunts". Furthermore, this isn't the only thing she has said on public TV. She is a sociopath, just like Trump.

Saintnow(3684) Clarified
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It's like holding a piece of wood, and saying " there's a wonderful woodcarving of an owl in there, trying to get out".

That is what, in evolution, the PhD was in relation to the tadpole or little swimmy thing which was a predecessor of many kind of animals in evolutionary belief. The difference between the owl emerging from the wood carving and the PhD emerging from the tadpole is that we can observe scientifically the piece of wood changing into an owl and the artist's handiwork is on display. In the evolutionary tail (a pun on "tale" just for you), there is no artist and nobody to witness the progress of the change. So which is the fairy tale? Hmmmmmmm, ummmmmm, let me think about it for a few billion years.

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Learn your evolution from scientists instead of preachers and you won't be as dreadfully uninformed as you currently are.

You are right of course.

Isn't it funny how animals supposedly evolved to be what they are, havng the natural instincts of biology, the roles of the females and males, etc. but then along came man.

Man said I will choose to not live according to my biological gender. Man says I will ignore all my supposed evolutionary programming and go my own way in life. He even kills his own offspring!

Evolutionists ignore the natural roles of women and men, how women are the physically weaker sex, the nurturing & breast feeding parent, and the man the provider.

Feminists and the Left laugh at any notion of male and female roles in marriage or relationships. They say there is no difference between the roles of genders.

I wonder why, if mankind is yet just one more evolved animal, why do so many try to ignore their biological roles in life.

If man had supposedly evolved from a single cell, then he is choosing to ignore his programming and as we can see, the destruction of his species.

Cartman(18192) Disputed Banned
1 point

You are too dumb to understand biology. How would you know what our biological roles are supposed to be?

Saintnow(3684) Disputed
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Boo hoo, Cartman, you can't keep yourself alive even less than you can keep your jerky self in my discussions,

Keep fighting against your Creator who died for you to be your Savior, and see if He cares when you cry out in Hell. You will bow to Him one day if you like it or not. I bow to Him thankfully, joyfully, giving Him the honor he is due.

One day if you keep being obtuse blaspheming God you will wake up in Hell. That's too bad.

Saintnow(3684) Disputed
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You say the stupidest things.............why? Is that all you have to do in your fatness?

So, what your saying is, God wants us to eat a low carb diet... after all, "One cannot live on bread alone"