Darn. I both love and hate Chuck Norris jokes at the same time. xD

If life after death is so great the G-d Almighty is willing to let us burn ALIVE in ovens by the masses then I can't wait to get their! (and I sincerely hope you realize the sarcasm in that sentance) but for realz; I think that instead of focussing on hurting other people in this world and living luxery in a world we mortals know nothing about, we should focus more on making a utopia on earth. It's pointless to think that if you suicide bomb someone or you nuke another country you are going to have 40 virgins in the next life (but then again they never say if they are female virgins. . . [; ) but my point is, if G-d could interfere with the way this world brings about in evolution and other things, he would have shown it by now, so I doubt that he'd show us it by making a woodchuck that chucks Chuck. [;