In my personal opinion, you can tell when a guy is gay without knowing his usual rituals for getting ready to go somewhere. If a guy is you know "finally got it right" is going out on a date (with a female), then there is nothing wrong with him taking alittle extra time to get ready. A guy is gay when skinny jeans two sizes too small and v-neck t-shirts that are two sizes too small come into play. It is sick to look at. I was at college the other day, I work there, and this guy walked into the library with that out fit on and earings. When he talked, he was gay faggot and everyone could tell. It was gross. ~! V

Men acting like girls is.........

or part of it.. yeh.

LOOL!! yeah, true.

I HAAATE those overly gay people... who talk in that gay voice, act in a gay way, are really loud about it, walk gay etc. But that's another story. Other gays who aren't so obvious.. I don't hate them..

That's hilarious!!! And It is what that guy is saying. Right on KINDA~! V

I agree completely. Unless the guy has a uni brow, they dont need to pluck their eyebrows. ~! V

Please note there will be some humour so do not take everything seriously!

Well that's just a horribly biased statement. Is there something that personally negatively affects you when guys put 10 different types of shampoo on, pluck their eyebrows, et cetera?

Yep, it's gay. If you mean how it affects me? It shows me how this world is fucked. :D

Bloody hell......

Never knew that being straight meant you weren't clean!

Fucking hell... I'm not allowed to shower now!! Can't brush my teeth!! Wash my face and hands!!

DUH!!!..... Showering, brushing, washing, cleaning is completely straight and was not invented to men by the first meterosexual.

However.. somehow, you've made a point. Armpit hair. On females obviously that's disgusting, but males?? I never knew that one...

Meterosexuals are guys who put 10 different types of shampoo on, pluck their eyebrows, 10 different hand creams and face moisturisers, etc. etc.

They're basically gays who like girls.

Irrelevant of me being against homosexuality...

I think that men who spend than 10 minutes getting changed (unless it's for something special or a night out where 20mins is the max) waxing/removing hair, using hand cream, facial moisturisers, nail w/e, lip balms etc. is the same as being gay. I don't mean literally gay as in taking it up the bum gay, but gay as in not being a man (rrraaaaaaawwwrrrr) gay.

HOWEVER my cousin who is about as close as me as being gay uses hand creams. So is it acceptable to do 1 or 2 things and still not be a metero??