I beleive you requested that your ass be converted to Buddhism. Ass saving is above my pay grade. Hence, the "sorry."

Tell you what. Tell me why my parallel does not make sense. You declared that it did not. Now prove your claim. Don't bring up all that "I don't understand the rules of debate" shit either.

"If I want to marry my cat who are you to say that I can't"

Who am I? Just a sane rational and reasonable person who needs to point out that cats can't give consent and so can't enter into a contract. And that should be painfully obvious.

"So what's stopping her?"

Really, you don't know? Why are we having this debate? What is stopping her is that in most states she will not be issued a marriage license.

"I mean, she can live with a black woman"

As could that white man who instead married that black woman and both where threatened with jail time. The impudence! Imagine -- a white man and a black woman getting married! Next thing you know, people will be asking for same-sex marriage!

"So what's the big deal?"

Well, just to mention one, being denied over 1,300 federal benefits.