Along those lines, do you think Satan was a philosopher? He may have been the first. Think about it -- he questioned his existence and his belief system while all the other angels just accepted God's sovereignty and rules. When he sought to share his ponderings with humans, they were all punished by the original Authority Figure. Without Satan, we'd all be running around naked in paradise Eden, not eating apples. "No apples?!" you say? Beats Jesus for "most influential" by 10 million.

You are a brilliant genius, that is why I love you.