The idea of Natalie Portman shaving is quite amazing.

And, the other name is offensive towards gays and will get GLAAD into a bitch fit.

nah...trust me, time will tell: he´s flaming Gay, my gay-dar tells me so

At least Natalie Portman looked hot with a shaved head, therefore, making this "name" true. How can a penis be gay? How can Tom Cruise's penis be gay? He's been married to some pretty hot ladies...twice...or 3x..or something...and made some pretty cute kids. Thus, this side wins. The end.

I'm sorry, I don't understand why on earth you would think I am a Scientologist.

I am not.

Oh, black metal. So your audience is members of GLAAD, but closeted angry gay men.

And they'll hope you wont take it personally when they make sure your band doesn't make it. Ever.

Hard core.

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Well I think it gets them plenty of attention. They got a LOT of buzz (ha, no pun intended....) at SXSW this year, and put on great shows (what I saw, at least) that entertained the people they drew in.

Actually, NPSH is pretty entertaining to see live...

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I also think "Tom Cruise's Gay Penis" is a bit too offensive toward gays and I would never have that name because of that.

Besides think about how gay it sounds to say "I'm going to see Tom Cruise's Gay Penis in concert tonight!!!" ;)

Well, they both suck incredibly. But this one is more random. It's also more clever, sounds like some immature teenager made up the latter.

Hey! His overreaction on Oprah still doesn't exclaim that he's "gay." I'm pretty sure most celebrities aren't happy; it's a shitty life having no privacy. Maybe his reaction was his way to "vent." Or maybe he's just crazy that he had balls to act that way on Oprah to begin with. None of it still makes him "gay." I think there's a different word you should be aiming for...

haha. I'm sure they would cheer if he came out of the closet. :p