I hope you're joking, otherwise I suggest you see a psychiatrist as soon as possible. People are more important than animals. You can like animals, you can even love animals, you can not want to eat animals, but when you start thinking they're more important than babies you have serious issues.

i dont REALLY care about the dog, i mean id prob feel sorry for it but what really scares me is snot, its disgusting, nevertheless id rather do that than risk my life and go through that much pain.

"You can't unexperience that kind of pain; there's no forgetting it and it will probably haunt you for the rest of your life."

.... if you even live! Ouch. >.<

I'm pretty sure sliding down a 50 ft razor blade and into a vat of alcohol would mean my death, and while I love dogs, people are more important, so sorry Fido.

You would probably die. So kill a human[yourself], or a dog.

I wanted to say "razor blades", but if they are running against the grain, you're talking about a pound of flesh being torn from your body and your exposed subcutaneous flesh being exposed to cell-killing liquid. That is some god-awful pain right there.

You can't unexperience that kind of pain; there's no forgetting it and it will probably haunt you for the rest of your life. And your romantic ambitions would be shot to hell.

Give me the dog. You can bleed out if the razor blades give you too many cuts or slice you in the wrong place.