Hooray!

I would have prefered "feel horny" to be called "wanking"

Personally, I make sure I buy one of those compact fluorescent lamps every single time that I need to replace an old bulb. Also, I use water-soluble lubricant.
Tree Hugger is a good blog about helping the environment too. Let's debate some of their "efficiencies"

Are you a member of Anonymous?

Didn't you see the Today Show? Matt Lauer is the one who is glib, not the holiest of holies Tom Cruise!?

Since we're talking magic, the options are limitless. I can't decide which would be better though:
nipples that excrete gold?
a dong with the control of an elephant trunk?
a hand with built-in iPhone functionality?
eyes capable of zooming, panning & X-ray mode?
an edible butt cheek that tastes like turkey and automatically regenerates?
smokable, THC-laden pubic hair?

It is a huge social network and seems to be growing a a really fast clip. I think the biggest problem is that it dreadfully boring.

Hillary Clinton has no more than a 5% chance of winning the DNC nod. Is it really worth it? Read this NY Times articles

Agreed. Car bombs are the best. Bailey's, Guinness and don't forget the Jamison.

Scooby, that is a bizarre argument. I wasn't expecting the scummy rubber comments but you got my vote...somehow.