"Every girl can relate to bella swan because they have neither been in the same situation as her."

First of all what? "Because they have neither been in the same situation as her" What does that mean? Please explain.

Second of all I am a girl. I have read Twilight. I Could Not Stand It! I can show you a large group of girls who do not relate to bella swan because she is weak and pathetic and does not know how to stand up for herself. F that S man. If you're ready to commit suicide because of a boy, you need to do it.

Well for starters, Harry Potter requires an IQ of at least 100 to even begin to understand. Where as Twilight requires that you just have a brain stem and eyes. But then let's compare values. Harry Potter values courage, valor, the fight between Right and Wrong! It teaches that not all people are Just good or Just bad but that there is in fact a Grey Area. Twilight teaches little teenage girls that you're nothing without a boyfriend and that if he breaks up with you, you should just kill yourself in hopes of getting his attention back. Then there is the bluntly obvious reasons as to why Twilight is a pathetic attempt to crave attention of the masses. Harry Potter INCLUDED hundreds of Magical Objects/Creatures/Places/People that WE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT!!! Want an example? Centaurs, if you've never heard of one before Harry Potter you've lived under a rock. Want another example??? The Basilisk! YES THEY ARE REAL! Go look it up. No they are not Giant Snakes that live in underground hidden chambers. They are lizards also known as Corytophanidaes. But let's be serious here. How many vampire books and/or movies have YOU EVER READ that had sparkling vampires in them? Not including Twilight series. Let's think...Did Bela Lugosi sparkle? What about Wesley Snipes, Richard Roxburg? Stephen Moyer, Alexandar Skarsgard? Oh wait what about Max Schreck, Gary Oldman (WHO WAS IN HARRY POTTER TOO! coincidence? I think not.), Leslie Nielsen, Gerard Butler? Do tell. Did any of those ever sparkle? I believe they did not. You show me a sparkling vampire that is not from twilight, a LEGITIMATE vampire, and I will show you a devout Harry Potter fanatic that will blow your theory out of the water.

Bite me you carnivorous sparkly fairie! Oh wait...you don't eat humans...do you? I see...The vampire in Harry Potter did. You all remember him right? Sixth book at Slughorn's party, Sanguini. Yeah he was a REAL vampire.