If you have a significant other, why the fuck would you do any of those things?

Yes, it cuts down on incidents of "spraying" by my cat as well as keeps him from going insane when some female cat says, "Hello Kitty."

Only if you have coitus with the stripper or receive fellatio from her.

As much as I honestly believes the President wants this, I don't think Congress would allow it.

It worries me only that these stupid bastards think they can try this. Do it around me and at least 15 of these "innocent youths" are getting shot.

Am I really supposed to give a frog's fat ass about this?

You said it, dude. I so hate this politically correct horse shit.

If this school has a problem with the current National Anthem of this country, I suggest they pull up roots and transport themselves somewhere else. Hey, Austria's national anthem celebrates a flower (Edelweiss). Why not go there?

Spam is spam is spam. Shameless self promotion wherever is wrong.

Bull shit. I have a Mac. I've only ever owned Macs. The reason why is I don't LIKE computers. I do not worship my fucking computer any more than I would worship a toaster, a hammer, or a toilet (though I have prayed to the porcelain gods).