Stop spamming me and sending me inappropriate messages

I tell them the truth.

Not really appropriate.

That's it, son. If you try hard to get more points they'll come to you.

( SMACK )

David, that is messed up.

Here are your cookies, though.

Is it, though? Is it?

I love you, son.

Excuse me! Do I detect some mock sarcasm intended to insult my age or appearance?

Now, then, don't be disrespectful.