By Zeus, what do you think you're doing there?

Oh Stainy, is that your latest attempt at a joke?

The only thing worth laughing at is who would make such a joke. But not enough for me, try again.

You haven't seen the worst tones I can do, mate.

Insecurity is the main reason why bigots on this site constantly want better ways to ban others.

That's such an idiotic sentence that I hate even using its structure to (hope to) make you see how worthless you are.

But, I wonder what even led you to this website. For me, it was a search of best debate websites on the Internet, and I see no reason why it would be any relevant to your bigot interests.

At least NowAStain can understand, albeit somewhat vaguely, that it's a debate website.

No, I've no idea whose butt it is that you are always so fond of kissing.

So that question is as worthless as you've always been, which, if had a numerical value, would come an infinite in those calculators.

If that "other men" is in any way a reference to you, then no, I doubt anybody's standards have ever been so low.

Bullying on the weak?

I wonder whether your actions are more pathetic than your existence.

Let's see... Softening by alcohol? Your arguments are certainly worse than either of those two.

Mine is already hard, and alcohol would make it so much harder that it'd pierce the back of your head if you try to suck it.

Though you've admitted that you're not literate enough to read me, which isn't surprising at all if what you say is any worthy (one would die of laughter if I end the sentence here) indicator of your intellect.

You are worse off than me for saying that any good God must put you in heaven.

If he doesn't send you to hell for it, then I'll gladly go there rather than being with such a narcissistic bully.

But he won't disappoint me; I'm probably one of his greatest achievements.

As soon as I made out that I won't be betting on your imagination. Though I've been able enough to do so since I was conceived, I don't remember the exact time - it isn't worthy enough to waste memory on it.

I certainly have better imaginations to bet on if I want to, and could have another better than those stupid dogmatic religions by doing whatever drug it is that you do.

If you are only an apparition of consciousness caused by chemical fizzes, then you really are not you but you are only a poof of chemical fizzes in caused by your brain.

Strange to see that you can actually understand the simple things.

Not completely, of course, else it'd be surprising enough to tear apart all the rationals in wonder at this event improbable enough to count as an evidence of whatever gods you preach of.