If remote runs out of 'batter'y they get 'batter'ed. It is a terrible misfortune and widespread abuse.

There is not reason for us to declare war on ISIS. Just covertly infiltrate them with a suicide bomber and have the bomber scream "IN THE NAME OF OBAMAAAAAAAAA!"

The best solution to dealing with anxiety is to think 'why am I worrying about something that's probably gonna go wrong ANYWAY?' ;)

Especially the sex part of it.

Homosexuality has 'sex' in it! Pedophilia and Incest don't. :)

If you hit a dumb jock with and eloquent insult, they have no way to prove their superiority (or at least equality) to you than to physically dominate you in return.

In school aside from sports class a dumb jock can be bullied by a smart but popular student.

If there are no teachers anymore because they could afford to get a better life and easier job, the job role 'teacher' would become more important and demanded (not less).

They camp and fire without being able to be fought back. The hero is the knifer who comes behind them and is like NA M8 you no snipe ma frenz like dat!

Of course it is okay to express your position, whether that be via words or whiplash. :)

We leave them with no humans left then the only humans remaining will be right.