Kill Charles Dickens before he manages to write A Tale of Two Cities.

The disease of Republicanism and the inability to distinguish sarcasm.

If there were no Christians, who would be left for Atheists to ridicule? Buddhists? Preposterous.

Absolutely. We'll occupy southern France. Christians need to struggle in order to prove themselves in the eye(s) of God. Atheists need to lie on the beach and drink good wine after a lifetime of combating ignorance.

The average American lives an average of 80 years. If you're going to die anyways, you may as well eat your fill of corndogs and steak. I hear heaven is severely lacking in good meat.

Because we are a beautiful and bountiful country, we must preserve our feeling of special-ness by utilizing a complicated and not-at-all-silly measurement system. Really, who needs logic when you have Bush?

As the amazing Christopher Columbus conclusively proved, the Earth is indeed flat. Please quit broadcasting your silly fantasies of a round planet. Your ignorance astounds me.

Sure. Let's pull a Hitler and send them to Sudan - I hear it has a great climate.

To add to the already inadequate funds spent towards the combat of human trafficking, domestic violence, sexual violence, street crime, mob crime, racial violence, and homophobic violence, OF COURSE our government/people should spend billions of dollars to help cows from being killed cruelly.

Some great and recent-ish movies I've seen that focus on homosexuality: My Own Private Idaho - Mike dies/will probably die; Boys Don't Cry - Brandon and Lana die; Brokeback Mountain - Jack dies; Bent - everyone dies. I feel like a part of Hollywood associates homosexuality with drugs, promiscuity and death, while another (more popular) part depicts homosexuals as hilarious hairdressers and fashion-forward best friends.