Didn't the homosexuals get their ass handed to them in Maine and California? It sounds to me like gays should have been attacking the government instead of the religious folk. They pissed off the wrong crowd. Let's see how long before those laws are repealed.

"an examination of marriage from all periods of time and from all parts of the world will find that humans have formed official bonds in many ways -- each valid for their time and place."

Apparently gay marriage is not valid in this time and place.

How retarded is it to say, "Traditional marriage is stupid!!! Can I join your little club?"

If traditional marriage is so fucking stupid, then come up with your own version. Or do queers not have any imagination?

A sex change operation is useful in a lesbian relationship where they keep on losing the strap-on.

Personally I prefer the dogie position although up against the wall ain't bad either.

Fire consumes air. Assuming a large amount of heat and fuel, fire will consume air until there is no more air. Only when there is no more air will the fire die down.

I really don't need the sweets. A moment on your lips, forever on your hips.

I guess it depends on what the cheerleaders look like. If they're ugly, who's going to be looking at them?

Suicidal, radical, fanatical Muslims are pretty funny when they try to justify killing innocent women and children.

That could never have happened because Joseph wanted the child and was willing to take full responsibility for the child.